"It's the economy"
"If you drank with me you would be on my level and we could have fun"
followed by ...
"I am no different sober than when I am drunk"
"I am a responsible alcoholic"
"Use with me and you would want to stop reading so much"
"the bank made an error"
"I will sleep in the spare room and not make a peep. You won't even know I am there"
"Nobody knows I am drunk except when you complain about it"
"Those people on line hate me and they are poisoning your mind"
:rotfxko