OMG! What a thread!
Here I go......
Me: (upon noticing jewelry gone): Did you take my jewelry?
Him: No, I haven't been in there.
Me: (after finding said jewelry at pawn shop pawned under his name) You took my jewelry and hocked it.
Him: Well you wouldn't help me so I had to do something!
Heres another:
After confronting him about taking money out of the account:
Him: Well, You treat me like a second class citizen, always asking me if I am doing something, so I decided to do it!
Heres one I heard over and over:
I don't know............