Oh I like this thread.....
"You make me want to use."
"If you don't ______________ (fill in the blank), I'll ____________ (again fill in the blank).
"I'm not an alcoholic, I just like to party......my friends agree with me."
"I'm just experimenting because I love science." (really....he said that)
"Thank goodness for booze control (cruise control) or I wouldn't have been able to get home last night!"
Man.....I could go on and on and on and on. Thanks for starting this thread. It is good therapy.
gentle hugs