Originally Posted by
recycle 
...because I am soooo %@*&ing happy it is Monday, and it is raining, and I have a ton of work to do, and the cat puked on my shoes, and it took an hour to find my keys. How could drinking possibly make this morning anymore special?
At least you didn't find your keys in your shoe with the cat vomit.
There's always a silver lining. Always!