This one made me laugh. I needed a laugh.
Originally Posted by
DirtMagnet 
"Holding a resentment is like wetting yourself. You have a warm feeling all over, but the only one who knows about it is you." (same as above)
This is one I need to send to all my strong female friends, and I think I'll send it to my daughter, too.
"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water." (Eleanor Roosevelt)