I have had my eyes light up with glee at this thread.
This is for all who believe their ex's or soon to be ex's, need help with basic skills.
Training Courses For Men
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Iron
3. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
4. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away:
5. Accepting Loss II: Keeping 3 week old Milk In the Refrigerator won't Bring It Back
6. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Lino?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
7. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Shaving Stubble from the Sink
8. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
9. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to run Out of Toilet Paper!
10. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: Dishes Won't Wash Themselves
11. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Toilet
12. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
13. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
14. Directions: Learning that It's Okay to Ask for Them
15. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
16. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
17. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
18. Going Out to Dinner: Anywhere but Pizza Hut or Macca's.
19. Dressing Up: Looking Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral
20. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
21. Recycling Skills II: Polystyrene that Came in the Boxes that the electronics Came In
Will pop a few more along.
God bless