Clown Disclaimer
By the way,
I trust it is clear that our client, Mr. W.T. Clown, wishes to convey the fact that he sorry if he has appeared as if he actually knows anything, at all, at any time, any place, ever. He is, after all, a Clown.
Thank you.
Hubert L. Dewey
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe, Attnys at Lunch