Oh my, they laugh over all this? Wow. I have to admit, I'm so stupidly naive about this stuff. I thought lying was a nono with legal stuff. I was wrong.
I am employed noday, can you believe I managed to get a job with no transportation!!! My HP has truly been looking out for me. But, it doesn't pay much. $10/hr won't pay a $100/hr attorney I'm afraid. And all my assets are in his possession now. There isn't much of them anyway.
You are being helpful, very much so. Thank you.