I am so relieved you have kicked that flea out, (biting, irritant of an animal) and will not have him at the birth. Baby does not need that to greet them.
Hope any pain you should have, is transferred to him, with large interest.
Here's your angry pride sisters, racing to stand beside you.
As for that pig ignorant, gutless and cowardly blob of unmentionable doodoo, send him over here to me.
I am in the right mood to dish out nasties to creeps, and trust me RABF is keeping well clear.
God bless