I've run into numerous household items..mostly the marble footboard of my bed which leaves a 2 inch bruise on my upper thigh....I've slipped on the ceramic tile floor (blaming the poor cat) causing me catch my back on the bottom cabinet handle, both bruising and bleeding on that one, tripping over my own feet...i could go on when i remember them all.
I've not driven while drunk in many years, Thank God I was too scared to try that...if I had more than 2 glasses of wine, I stayed put no matter what.