Originally Posted by
Fubarcdn 
My wife gave me an ultimatum.
I almost wish my wife would give me an ultimatum. She's never asked me to stop drinking and, in fact, I suspect she may not want me to totally quit. I'm a fun-loving, happy-go-lucky drunk. I think I'm more fun to be around when I get drunk--much more social, much more easy going. I can get uptight and easily annoyed when sober. I guess I need to work on that.