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Old 01-28-2010, 10:20 PM
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meanders
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If I have a near beer, then I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. And if I'm adjacent to cocaine... I'm in jail!

Courtesy of Craig Ferguson. I love this quote! I have such terrible associations with beer that I have no desire to taste it... which is weird, because I used to love the taste. The thought makes my stomach flip over.
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