Sadly, I don't think Tiburon is kidding. He has been around a while and this is just another incident.
Can't find a good AA meeting? In Chicago? Lots of people live in small towns where there in not a lot of choice in meetings. In Mobile we probably have 400 meetings a week. Chicago must have 8,000.
Tib, if you're still reading, AA has not let you down. You let yourself down. Please save yourself.