OK, I'm not really making this right now... let's call it a dream post... but this is good. It is what I'm thinking about.
Take every vegetable they sell in the grocery store except for carrots (don't ask) and chop it up into pieces. Little pieces... now throw it all into a bowl. That's your salad.
Salad dressing, well, take a few dollops of mayonaise, some paprika and an avocado.... makes a nice salad dressing.
Mmmm.
TB, hungry now that she's quit drinking