This is just silly but in a way it made me think of my drug use:
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
Hope you all get a laugh out of it.
Daytimes on Discovery channel there's a show called "A Haunting" or something like that. It's fun to watch. Supposedly true stories of paranormal activity. There's kind of a theme though: lots of the folks call Catholic priests and get an exorcism. My roommate and I take bets on whether they call a priest or a healer.