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Old 10-22-2009, 11:48 AM
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Creekryder
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The past few days have been really down for me. A bad case of the grumps. Having that past me now makes me realize the most detrimental effect of these moods-the lack of laughter, the ability to throw one's head back and howl with tears streaming down cheeks squeezing eyes shut. To laugh at one's self or predicament defuses the severity and allows us to take a deep breath after the guffaw and help us realize things migt not be as bad as we thought.
Laughter has been proven to reduce blood pressure, aleviate pain, and generally make you feel good afterwards. Have you noticed how you feel after watching a really good comedy that you belly-laughed several times during it?

So in this thread, I would like to address this unorthodox procedure and begin adding a joke or two. Just to give us a reprieve from the sometimes grueling task of staying alcohol and drug free. I invite you all to add to it as well. Please keep the jokes clean as well. A little ribald is probably ok, but lets not offend each other and have a good laugh to help us along. It certainly can't hurt.


0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really p.o'd. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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