Hi Me, I can relate. My math was slightly different though. I knew about the 14 units per week as a woman, so when the Doc asked I always replied 1 maybe 2 a day no more. I never lied in my eyes, because I never said glasses, when in actual fact it was bottles.
Alcoholic maths is a science in itself, I just don't think getting an A is such a good thing.
Well done on the 9 month.