Why would anyone shoot their truck ?
Funny you should ask.
I was up on the canadian border fishing and blew out the clutch in my old truck. I had to get a rental while they fixed it. I got a full size truck and decided that a drink and dinner would be a good idea......
One thing one should NEVER do is order chinese food in Maine. Trust me.
We went into the restaurant and started talking to some of the locals in the bar about out of state-ers coming up for deer season.
One of the guys starts telling a story about some of them coming up for the week, drinking all week, never getting a deer and going home empty handed.
When the hunters were asked if they got a deer, the response was,
"Nope! But I shot my truck !" It seemed rediculous at the time....
When I was returning the truck and cleaning it out, I reached under the seat. Underneath was a nearly full box of high grain, high velocity rifle shells.
All I could think about was "Nope, But I shot my truck....!" roflmao
Its a true story.
You cant make this sh*t up.
I really should write a book.