Two AA members died!!!! Then, they went to hell.
.....after a period of time, the Devil called God:
The Devil: God, two people arrived here and opened an AA meeting,
and I don't like it; I want to send them to heaven.
God: No, if they went to hell, there must be a reason for that. Keep
them there.
The Devil got really mad and hung up.
A few weeks later, the Devil called God back:
Devil: God, there are 7 AA groups here with 30 unfortunate souls in
each group. I want to send everybody to heaven. Now!
God: I told you, there must be a reason for that (and he hung up).
After 2 months, the Devil was totally furious and he called God again.
Devil: God, there is an darned Area now and they are talking about having a
spiritual retreat, what the heck is that?
God: Go to the group and find out what it's about (and he hung up).
After 3 months, God had not received any calls from the Devil
and he started to worry.
By the 4th month, God decided to call the Devil tosee how things were going:
Devil: Help Line of Alcoholics Anonymous, this is the Devil, an alcoholic
in recovery. How can I help you?