I recently heard a comedian with a very dry sense of humor. A few lines:
"I was just at a party and learned the difference between peeing IN the pool and peeing INTO the pool ... location, location, location."
"I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for Children." I thought: "That's a fair trade."
"I went into a clothing store and the salesperson asked, 'What size are you.' I said, 'Actual.'"