Why bother? I'm sure there's more flavors out there that you like other than malt and hops. If you're posting here, you're probably on the fence about it anyways, so really are malt and hops THAT good that you just can't bypass them? Try a cream soda, they're yummy!
When I quit drinking, I stopped drinking beer. NA beer has alcohol (as do tons of non 'drink' type things), and I don't drink alcohol anymore.
I think this is where personal choice comes into it.. I'll eat a cake baked with vanilla extract, but I sure as hell wont drink a beer with alcohol in it.