Thanks, Cali. She pulled the suicide threat with me and I called a friend to ask his opinion. He said, "It's emotional blackmail. Don't let her do that to you. There's a reason people like her don't have any friends, and you're starting to see it now." *Ding ding ding* We have a winner! He advised me to call her parents, inform them of the suicide threat, and not speak to her again. I should have taken his advice... *grumble grumble grumble*