Originally Posted by
wibble 
Plus i've burnt my tongue
You definately, positively, absolutely, certainly CANNOT say you've burnt your tongue without telling the story.
I think that is going to be my observation for today. That it is impossible to explain how you've burnt your tongue without it being funny.
I mean, many other injuries can bring on the sympathy they deserve, but a burnt tongue? It's for laughing at no matter what, from piping hot pizza to a branding iron.
Come on let's have it.