Thanks, Jig. That song really doesn't apply to me.. which is maybe why it doesn't bother me to sing it. It's a really fun one to sing at karaoke and I usually use it as a warm up and opener because it's one of my strongest songs and it makes people laugh. I was much more of a maintenance drinker. I liked to keep a good buzz going and did a pretty good job of riding that cusp. Same deal with smoking weed. But I needed them almost 24/7. Of course, there were times I would tie one on, usually when I was in some kind of emotional upset, but sometimes for no reason at all. Those episodes could be ugly and I didn't like their unpredictability. My gf, on the other hand, goes from zero to psycho with just a couple of drinks, and for that reason rarely consumes alcohol.