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Old 08-28-2008, 11:41 PM
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A guy was driving along in his truck drinking budweiser when he saw a DUI checkpoint dead ahead. So he chugs the beer, peels off the bud label and sticks it on his forehead.

When he got to the checkpoint, the officer says "have you been drinking today?"

"Oh no," replied the driver, pointing to his forehead "I'm trying to quit and I'm on the patch".
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