A funny thing about forging the court papers. A guy went to his Probation Officer with his fully signed sheets. She looked them over very carefully and excused herself from the room for a moment. She came back with another officer who placed cuffs on the startled probationer. As he was about to be led away he asked why? She told him that he violated his terms of probation by lying. He told her that the sheets were all filled out properly. She pointed to a particular entry and asked again - "Did you attend this meeting that night?" He swore up and down that he did on his mother's grave. She smiled and told him that she was a member of that group and he wasn't there that night. She also told him that when he got out after he served his time, she hoped that he would have learned his lesson about lying and that there are times when those lies come up and bit you big time.
True story... The PO told it to me while we were having a meeting after the meeting.