"I swear to God I'll never mess up again"
"I swear to God I'll just sign my paychecks over to you from now on."
"Why don't you trust me?" Haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.....idiot!
"I can quit any time I want to."
Hey I got those too, and then I just made a mistake.
Ill fix everything
and even better, I dont have a problem I only smoke crack when Im living with you--(Ok buddy then Im bad for you stay away)
Im cured, I dont have a drug problem anymore
One more I promise, "How will you ever know if you dont give me this one last chance..."