Originally Posted by
helpus 
oh oh...a stick could be very useful. It could help me stand tall when I'm tired, tell people to back off when I've had enough, scrape the $h!t off the bottom of my boots when it dries, and wave my white flag when I finally remember to surrender to my HP.
Oh, helpus, you've got me laughing so hard, all I can think of is the saying "Walk softly and carry a big stick".
I think I'll get me one of those big sticks too.
