Dear Morning Glory Fireworks Co ;
That show was our most impressive and spectacular extravaganza to date. Do you have any of those little black pill things that turn into curly worms? I love them things.
We are recommending you to all our friends. How much do you charge for the 4th of July?... money is no object (in a mastery of understatement).
Thank you and your entire staff very kindly for thinking of me and making this effort. I really appreciate it.
Remember, if you're going to play
a sport...
...go ahead.
Matt (Dino)
ps
the check's in the mail.