How about:
I have a whole Friday evening of uninterrupted work on my project, without feeling like I have to sink into bed and fall into a stupor.
I feel more like working and if I don't work, I enjoy a movie without falling asleep during it.
I am more coherent in my work.
I actually have a good night's sleep, without waking up with my neck crooked and my mouth dry.
I wake up in the morning feeling rested.
I don't HAVE A HANGOVER!!!! YAYYYY FOR ME!!!!!!!!
I don't oversleep and miss out on hanging with some friends on Saturday.
I remember everything I did the night before.
I don't feel embarrassed by anything I did the night before.
I have the energy to do things all day without feeling as if I constantly have to chug energy drinks. (Although I still drink coffee)
I don't spend the $$ on the booze, so I have more for other stuff!
Yup, present tense. It works if you work it !
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