Heh, I can relate to the cell phone thing... I've often read some of my outgoing text messages and wondered what the HELL I was thinking... but I reckon I really wasn't! The fact that the recipient of said messages was probably drunker than I was doesn't help at all. He can always read his inbox the next day when he's sobered up.
Another few items on my list:
>I will have something to show for an evening of work, real progress.
>No morning shakes, unless I stop by McDonalds.