Ok I Got One
A Man At Dinner With His Wife Gets Approached By A Younger Woman Who Gives Him An Open Mouthed Kiss And Says Ill See You Later.
The Wife Ask Whose That.
The Man Replies My Mistress.
She Says Ill Have None Of This I Want A Divorce.
He Says Well Ok But That Would End The Endless Shopping Sprees In N York, The Vacations In Barbados, All The Lexus, And Mercedes Would Have To Go Back
About This Time She Sees One Of Their Mutual Friends With Another YounG Girl.
Whose That With Jim She Asked
The Man Replies, Thats His Mistress
She Says "ours Is Prettier"