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She's always smiling, darn her!
She goes dressed as normal to a Hallowe'en fancy dress party; and wins first prize.
Has named her four cats Beelzebub, ****, Diana, and Moonbeam ... or her rats Devon and Cornwall.
Her bumper sticker reads:
Frequently gets raided by the drug squad who confiscate large amounts of dried green leaves; they always return them with apologies after analysis.
A screech owl has chosen the lamp-post outside her house as its favorite calling-post. That's just when it's getting warm at night and you like to sleep with the window open.
She was given a bodhram drum for her birthday. And she plays it at midnight in the fields. And she's got a blasted tamborine.
You discover that her realistic resin skull ornament in her living room, actually is real.