Ever notice that it seems like the people who drink too much who are the ones who give you the hardest time about not drinking. Its like they cant stand it that youre not acting as stupid as they are. LOL.
Personally Ive always felt that I dont need to drink to have a good time. If you have to get drunk to dance on the table then you shouldnt be up there. Never do anything drunk that you wouldnt do if you were sober.
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Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.