Totally cool, I'm in.
I haven't been reading here for a while and yesterday I had to have a minor medical procedure. The tech apoligized repeatedly for the temperature of the room, the noise of the equipment, the amount of pressure, etc. I told her each time, "Not to worry, I'm fine." She finally laughed and said, "I just can't get you to complain, can I?" It felt really good to hear her say that.
And then today, I read your challenge. I'm so up for this.