Funny about the dirty thirty party. My sister wanted one so I took her to the "Barrel of dolls" its one of the dirtiest strip clubs around here I guess not what she was thinking. My 30th I rented a rent a wreck and the freaking thing almost blew up the hottest day of the year (we only get one) and no air conditioning nothing it was a long van and all we had was the 2 front windows to cool us down in the back so I hope your party is better than ours. I wish you would have said something sooner I have a friend that is pretty good at cakes I could have had her do yours. For my boobs all you have to do it back a regular cake and use little muffin tins for my boobs and there ya have it. Hey that just might work!!!