This is a hilarious thread. What a violent, nasty lot the Greek gods were, though sort of lovable too. When I was a kid and read the stories (in childrens' book English - I never learned Greek, unlike you scholarly mob), Hera used to scare me sh**less. Tough woman, she was.
Jane - I never got as elaborate as you in my drunken self-love - just used all the same email address. Lack of imagination, I guess.