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Old 01-02-2007, 08:28 PM
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GreenTea
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Ask yourself this...

You ate peanuts, and at first everything was fine...

Then you started noticing that you sometimes ate more peanuts then other people did...

Then sometimes, when you ate peanuts, it seemed like sometimes you just couldn't get enough of those peanuts, they were so good...

Then, as more time went by, you noticed that when you ate peanuts, and you were eating a LOT more of them by this time than others did, you starting saying and doing things that you wouldn't normally do, and which you regretted...

Then, as still more time went by, you started noticing that sometimes when you stuffed yourself with peanuts, you couldn't remember everything that happened that night...

Now, everyone else eats peanuts. Heck, there are entire establishments where all you do is go there, sit down, talk to others and eat peanuts.

But you find more and more, then when you go to those places, you're more concerned with just eating a whole lot of peanuts and not really caring much about talking with other people. In fact, you eat so many more peanuts than other people do, that you start feeling guilty about how many peanuts you DO eat. Other people notice too and they may stop wanting to go to those places with you, because they think that all you really care about are the peanuts.

Anyway, do you see my point? ... You might start suspecting that maybe there's something up with you and peanuts.

Did you know that most people only have about two drinks when they go out?

Did you also know that 75% of the alcohol manufactured in the US is consumed by only 10% of the people who drink?

That's a lot of nuts.
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