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| Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: toto I dont think we're in kansas anymore
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| Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of Lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. Red..............Cherry Yellow.........Lemon Green..........Lime Orange.......Orange Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste! "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father,". One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled "Everybody! Spit them out! They're as******!!"
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| Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again!
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| ~~~~~~~~~~~~snicker~~~~~~~~~~. I was at a open house a couple of years ago and a teacher said "I will only believe half of what you kids tell me about you if you will only believe half of what they tell you about school"! Too true!Zoomer |
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