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Old 12-09-2002, 10:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lifesavers

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders
using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same
kind of Lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color
and flavor.

Red..............Cherry
Yellow.........Lemon
Green..........Lime
Orange.......Orange

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them
for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste!

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father,".

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled "Everybody!
Spit them out! They're as******!!"
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Old 12-09-2002, 06:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~snicker~~~~~~~~~~. I was at a open house a couple of years ago and a teacher said "I will only believe half of what you kids tell me about you if you will only believe half of what they tell you about school"! Too true!
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