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clancy! · 03-04-2005, 01:35 PM

anyone else had a day like this.....I answered the door early this morning absolutely certain it was my partner home from his night shift,he always comes at that time..i decided to give him a thrill by answering his knock by appearing in only frilly pink panties....it was the postman. Then I caught a bus into town and atempted to pay my bus fare with my contraceptive cap.The horror.I snatched it up, but alas, dropped it..the box sprang open and my cap lie on the floor of the bus for all to see. The next thing was going shopping for groceries and not having enough cash at the till.I had to pick through my groceries trying to decide what to put back whist the que looked at me pityingly.

I was so stressed that I was real glad to meet my friend a rather yummy italian chap for coffee.That was going great until I noticed (my feet up on a chair sort of casual like) yesterdays soiled panties sticking out of the leg of my jeans.Bright red polka dots.gusset side out. marco noticed at the same time as me,i could tell,but his impecable manners prevented him from commenting.
I went home at and got into my bed, a place of safety, at last.Then I noticed an unsavory smell.Dylan had gotten shut in my room, and had relieved his doggy bowels on my bed.
Jeez what did i do to deserve today!!! :Flush:

Roxann · 03-04-2005, 03:56 PM

I'm not laughing at you Clancy, I'm laughing with you. ( you are laughing too right? )

Days like this happen, I believe, to keep us humble. I hope tommorrow is better hon!!

GettingFree · 03-04-2005, 04:14 PM

Clancy. Oh.My.God. I needed that laugh!

This is right out of a sitcom. You've got to write a scene with all this!

best
gf

indigo · 03-05-2005, 12:34 AM

Way to go little sis don't ever do things by halves. I am just going to fall off my computer seat and laugh my cull off.

love you Clancy

big sis xx

namommy · 03-06-2005, 07:09 AM

Murphy's Law: What can go wrong, will go wrong.

Mr. Murphy is a very good friend of mine.lol

historyteach · 03-06-2005, 07:13 AM

Clancy,
From what you've written here, tomorrow HAS to be a better day!!!

I HATE it when that happens!!!
Shalom!

tenK · 03-06-2005, 07:54 AM

Oh my gosh Clancy.. the same (panty in the leg) thing happened to me when I was in grade-school. My "best" friend kindly grabbed them and started waving them around above her head while hooting loudly.

gratefulgal · 03-06-2005, 05:43 PM

Clancy,
that was definitely one of the funniest things I've read on these boards! Your story reminds me of my couselor from rehab telling us that she recently went to speak at an AA function and while she was eating breakfast that morning, she knocked her front tooth out with her coffee cup. She had to get up in front of hundreds of people with a front tooth missing - she said that it was a lesson in humility. Her story, though, is very mild compared to yours. Have you recovered from this day yet?

03-04-2005, 01:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
clancy! Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LONDON UK Posts: 274	a day of tiny humiliations anyone else had a day like this.....I answered the door early this morning absolutely certain it was my partner home from his night shift,he always comes at that time..i decided to give him a thrill by answering his knock by appearing in only frilly pink panties....it was the postman. Then I caught a bus into town and atempted to pay my bus fare with my contraceptive cap.The horror.I snatched it up, but alas, dropped it..the box sprang open and my cap lie on the floor of the bus for all to see. The next thing was going shopping for groceries and not having enough cash at the till.I had to pick through my groceries trying to decide what to put back whist the que looked at me pityingly. I was so stressed that I was real glad to meet my friend a rather yummy italian chap for coffee.That was going great until I noticed (my feet up on a chair sort of casual like) yesterdays soiled panties sticking out of the leg of my jeans.Bright red polka dots.gusset side out. marco noticed at the same time as me,i could tell,but his impecable manners prevented him from commenting. I went home at and got into my bed, a place of safety, at last.Then I noticed an unsavory smell.Dylan had gotten shut in my room, and had relieved his doggy bowels on my bed. Jeez what did i do to deserve today!!! :Flush: __________________ CARPE DIEM

03-04-2005, 03:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Roxann Learning to love me. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: on my way Posts: 621	I'm not laughing at you Clancy, I'm laughing with you. ( you are laughing too right? ) Days like this happen, I believe, to keep us humble. I hope tommorrow is better hon!! __________________ Roxann I'm struggling!!!

03-05-2005, 12:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	Way to go little sis don't ever do things by halves. I am just going to fall off my computer seat and laugh my cull off. love you Clancy big sis xx __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

03-06-2005, 07:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
namommy Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Never, Never land Posts: 2,851 Blog Entries: 1	Murphy's Law: What can go wrong, will go wrong. Mr. Murphy is a very good friend of mine.lol __________________ I came into this program to save my a** and found out it was attached to my soul. -- Anonymous

03-06-2005, 07:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,300	Clancy, From what you've written here, tomorrow HAS to be a better day!!! I HATE it when that happens!!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

03-04-2005, 04:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
GettingFree Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 689	Clancy. Oh.My.God. I needed that laugh! This is right out of a sitcom. You've got to write a scene with all this! best gf

03-06-2005, 07:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
tenK 9:40 5K Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: yellow brick road Posts: 84	panties Oh my gosh Clancy.. the same (panty in the leg) thing happened to me when I was in grade-school. My "best" friend kindly grabbed them and started waving them around above her head while hooting loudly.

03-06-2005, 05:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
gratefulgal Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 94	Clancy, that was definitely one of the funniest things I've read on these boards! Your story reminds me of my couselor from rehab telling us that she recently went to speak at an AA function and while she was eating breakfast that morning, she knocked her front tooth out with her coffee cup. She had to get up in front of hundreds of people with a front tooth missing - she said that it was a lesson in humility. Her story, though, is very mild compared to yours. Have you recovered from this day yet? __________________ At any given point in time in our sobriety, we are either working on relapse or recovery.

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