Tell me something fun or funny you did

[liveweyerd]

Yesterday I got so tired of hearing the street accordian below my window from 9:30 am to 7:30 pm six days a week. That I put in the new Allman Brothers dvd concert and cranked it to full volume and opened all the doors and windows and drowned him out. My girlfriend and I danced on the balcony.
The workmen in the hotel thought it was very funny.

[Paulie]

....good for you Live, sounds fun.


Well, I do funny/silly things all the time.

How about looking for my glasses while they are on my face...I do that one ALOT.

How about walking up to a Jeep in a parking lot and going to open the door only to remember that I have not had a jeep for a little over a year now.

How about during my wedding rehersal a few months ago when the church wedding coordinator said to my minister "do you need a lapel mike" and I turned to her and said 'No, his name is Frank". We all laughed so hard we were crying.

How are just the other day tearing my office apart looking for IMPORTANT loan papers, calling the broker and loan office almost hysterical cause I could not find them. Sitting on the floor to cry and looking under my desk to see the fire proof box that I bought to keep IMPORTANT papers in right there under my desk where I rest my feet.

How about being so excited to go back to my pilates class on Wed night that I worked so hard I can barely walk today.

I could go on and on here all day long.

But I can laugh at myself, so that is a GOOD thing.

[Peaches04]

Oh Paulie...you could be my twin! My friends affectionate name for me is "Goofa Dee". The funniest story I ever heard though, was about one of my friends. She was at work and had to go to the bathroom, as it was her time of the month. Anyway, she got out a tampon, and slipped it in her hand and under her sweater to sneak it to the bathroom. On the way, her boss stopped her in front of the elevator and she started talking and she got so animated, that the tampon flew out of her hand and hit him in the face and fell on the ground, in front of all the people by the elevator.!! oh my GOSH! So, what do you do. She said she didn't skip a beat, picked it up, and then started talking with it in her hand, using it like a pointer, like you would a pen or something! I was crying laughing when she told me this!

[bubblze30]

Something funny I did. Let's see it's Halloween almost so I will give you a Halloween one. Three Halloweens ago I dressed for Halloween well I forgot a Dr appointment it was just to pick up a perscription at the receptionist desk well I drove there in my witches costume and the door was open as I walked to go in the door wasn't open as I thought and I ran right into the door right into it and there was everyone looking at me because I was the only one dressed up so all eyes on me when smack I hit the window yup that's right smash right in the window. Soooooooo embarrassing.

[Paulie]

That is hysterical!!!!!!!!!! That is right up there with lapel 'mike'

Thanks Live....we could always use a thread that makes us laugh.

[liveweyerd]

Thank you so much friends, I am sitting here laughing with tears running out of my eyes from laughing so hard.

Lapel mike??? that's delirious!
And, yeah, I know the chagrin of walking smack into a glass door. Did ya leave a face print?
And I gotta admire the courage of the girl who used her tampon as a pointing tool. Now that's a WOMAN

I LOVE pranks!!! And laughter is the best medicine! I will have a hard time walking down the street and not giggling to myself today. I am sure to have a look of amusement in my eyes.

Thank you. Muchas gracias! And WAY TO GO

Paulie, I lose things everytime I turn around. I have walked around the office with my glasses pushed up on top of my head asking everyone if they have seen my glasses.

[wastedtime4me]

:hfrankie This is a good one {{live}}
I am blind w/out my glasses.If i dont put them in the exact same place every time.I cant find them..LOL.Well i am also known for not puttin them in the same place quite often..LOLUnless its bedtime~
So i am always running late as well i am running all over the house and i am saying oh man why did i do this again~My daughter comes out of her room and says lose your glasses again mom?I say can you help me?She walks right in the kitchen by my purse and keys and says here ya go in about 2 minutes she found them...LMAO..
I am taking meds that cause me to be very forgetful as well so i got up last saturday morning and wonder why my nephew hasnt called yet to say he is dropping off my nieces..Walk up to my daughters door..This is at 6:30 am and knock and say its time to get up...She says ..uuhh mom..its saturday...LMAO
This one was right after my hysterectomy..about a year ago.I went to see the doctor .I was all proud of myself even because i was actually not cutting it as close as i usually do and everything.I get up to the desk sign in and have a seat~I get a magazine and they call my name.I go up and got the imbarrasment of my life i think when she says..Your appoinment is for next wednesday..or whatever the day of the week it was{DONT REMEMBER NOW}..I about died..LMAO
I didnt even question her..lol.I just left..LOL
I dont feel like an airhead now.lol.Thanks for starting this post.It gave me alot of laughs~~

[Peaches04]

When I had graduated college, I got a new mustang. I loved that car! The second day I had it, I came home from the lake with some friends one day, and it wasn't in the drive way? I panicked...called my mom in tears...she came home, the police came and I filed a report, I was hysterical and so upset.
A few hours later, my friend called and said "when are you going to come get your car?". I had driven it to her house before we went to the lake. and I SWEAR no drinking or drugs involved...just "Goofa Dee" and not being used to having a car.
and I KNOW someone besides me has done one of these.... gone to work and looked down and noticed you had one black and one blue shoe on? And my most embarassing of all....wore a pair of pants to work one day that zipped up the side. Be-bopping around the office - then went and sat on one of the guys desks, started talking and laughing, and looked down - my side zipper was unzipped and all I saw was a little bitty bit of my black shirt tucked in, and then this big white patch of skin through the gaping whole of my zipper!!!! oh my gosh!
And lastly...in college - driving back and forth from my mom's house to my apt doing laundry... hurrying because my sister was coming in town and didn't have a key to get in my mom's house. So, I was on my way back to my apt, whipped into the parking space in front of the stairs that go up to the second story of apartment, my foot missed the brake, and my car went about 1/2 way up the stairs. Talk about embarassing!!! I still get embarassed thinking about that now.

[cj.]

Great Thread!!

Something fun I did this past weekend was an NA Convention. I went with 3 other women and we had a blast!!

Something funny?..... Last winter, I found a pair of red long-johns complete with back button around flap. When I got home I modelled them for my kids before I looked in the mirror. Well.... I thought they were going to pee their pants, they laughed so hard!! I then went to look in the mirror, and let me tell you, it was the funniest thing I ever saw!! I looked like a little stick figure drawing and I joined the kids who were still hooting it up rolling on the floor.

I still wear those long-johns as pyjamas and it brings a warm smile to my face every time I put them on.

cj

[indigo]

Salut,
Well I have no 3d vision and I am hearing impaired so someone shouting a warning "look out" falls on deaf ears. I got out of the car the other day my little bichon in hands and didn't look at the ground I ended up in the fosse that runs along side our house and disappeared in the undergrowth and water! my little dog was still in my arms but my partner on realizing I was still in one piece nearly wet herself. A regular too is twirling on my computer chair and slipping onto the floor with the chair on top of me.....oh the list continues at "klutz" house.
LOVE indigo

[liveweyerd]

Indigo, you have a better sense of humor than I do. I fell out of my chair twice and was ready to throw the thing out the window.

My all time favorite prank gets credited to my brother....but borrow it if you dare:

Stitch an alka-seltzer tablet in the lining in the back of a bathing suit. When whomever gets in the pool, thinking they are cool.....well you know what happens....lots of bubbles and you know what it looks like!!!!!

And thank you for the car story, I can imagine that easily too! From my side of the fence it is very very funny.

thank you are for sharing and making a fun day. I love it!!!

[liveweyerd]

PS CJ I happen to think red union suits are very sexy. But then I imagine lumberjacks. hahahaha
I'd wear one if I had one.

[namommy]

One of the tests we give patients used to be very long, (20 minutes) in a dark room with a machine that makes a rhythmic humming noise. I was giving a test one day, I was sitting on a stool with wheels, I leaned my head against the wall, and I fell asleep, my stool rolled out from under me and I landed on the floor while the patient was sitting right there. I thought they were going to fire me, thank god the test has been modified and only takes 3 minutes now.

I know I have done a million ditzy things in my day.

[liveweyerd]

Wasted, that was one of the very nice things my boyfriend did for me, keep track of my glasses...because you are right, how can you find them when you can't see...and how many times can you say WHY do I do this to myself.

All right nanomommy, I am laughing. I want to know...what did you say to the patient??? Did they know you fell asleep?

[namommy]

I blamed it on the wheels and the tile floor. I don't think they knew, but then again my eyes were probably red. lmao

[liveweyerd]

oh well, I am sure your eyes were red because it hurt, eh? Good save! That's a professional! hahahahaha

I can't wait to hear more stories and I have more as well, but now I need a little nap because I stayed up until the wee hours and got up early. Been functioning on 3 1/2
hours sleep. But I have had a good day anyway. I was writing last night. I get lost in it.

[namommy]

As soon as this happened this morning, I thought of this thread.

My cat and puppy play and chase each other around the house all day. When the puppy was little, he could run right under some of the furniture very easily. This morning, he was chasing the cat through the living room, the cat ran under and back out the otherside of the wing chair we have, the puppy never ducked, WHAM, head first into it. He stopped shook his head (which in itself is funny because he has very big ears) and kept right on chasing the cat.

That's a good way to start the day.

[sdp]

Dogs!! When I was a kid we had 2 Labs. We also had a screened in porch. When they had to go out, we would open the kitchen door and they would jump out of a window to get to the yard. I guess my brother had switched windows or something, as when 1 dog jumped back in, um, it was a shut window. Thankfully, she was ok.

Freaky-- I live in Chicago suburbs. My family is back east. One sunday, I took my kids downtown, on the EL that originates at Midway airport. As we are leaving, we are sitting at a random El stop. Some guy puts his stuff down behind us.. OH NO!! Crazy person?? I look around and it was my brother, on his way to Midway airport!! What are the odds that we would meet up at an El stop? I rarely take the kids downtown!!!

[indigo]

Well then when at the ripe old age of 20 I had my first baby and decided to take her out in her beautiful pram my cousin had given me, I dressed her up and got myself ready and on the way to the market I met a friend who said oh how lovely let me look at her....imagine my horror when we both looked under the hood of the pram ....there was no baby LOL I made my excuses and raced home (I would have won a pram race!) and found my baby still in all her finery lying in her crib. That was quite emabarrasing for me and every time (3) I had a baby after that the whole village would say "are you taking your pram for an airing?" they never got bored with it, I did and I never left home without a baby again. I was sober too.
indigo

[namommy]

Yesterday, my son (6 years old) decided he wanted to teach the DOG how to play checkers. Watching him put the dogs paws on the table on his side of the checker board was funny enough, but then part way through the game my son says "Oh man, He's actually winning". I thought both me and my husband were going to wet our pants.

[boop64132]

Here's a funny one for you.The other day there was a drug bust at the house right across the street from us.We live in such a small town,that this was quite exciting for my girls to watch.(and me)lol
Well,the people that got arrested had a dog,so the dog catcher came and put the dog in the van while they finished inside.The dog was having a FIT....so the dog catcher went and opened the back of the van.I asked one of my daughters while passing by the door..."why do they have the back of the animal contol van open?"
In which my youngest daughter replies...."I think he's seducing the dog"
LMAO.....I lost it! As she realized what she said.....she refrased it .She meant sedateing!!
I laughed so hard that Im sure the whole neighborhood heard me! Including the cops!

[namommy]

Boop,

[liveweyerd]

I love you guys!

Indigo and her pram show and the dog winning at checkers!!! Too much fun!

One time I tucked the back of my skirt inside my pantyhose in the bathroom where I work. I then walked all the way down the hall thro' our outer office and when I went to sit down at my desk, y'know how you run your hand down your skirt to smooth it before you sit down, well I discovered there was no skirt to smooth. This definitely punched a hole in my professional image with myself, I was mortified!! The office was in a courthouse! And I did not think it was funny at the time.