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08-12-2004, 12:11 PM
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| Meow!  Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
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|  Neutered My Cat
I got my cat neutered yesterday, the poor little guy, he's just a wobblin' around the house, but I'm glad I did this, cuz he'll be alot more calmer & won't spray on my couch anymore! lol He's a sweetie, but I know he's gonna be alot more sweeter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-12-2004, 12:32 PM
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The little man will be much better off without his little kahuna's... Do you know that some people now (redneck guys...?) are having synthetic balls put in their dogs little pouches after they have them fixed...? That totally cracks me up....  |
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08-12-2004, 01:21 PM
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why in the world would they put synthetic balls in dogs?? lol i'd still watch the neutering though. i've heard, though not experienced that they can still spray after being neutured. My kitty was sleepy for about 2-3 days after he got done. He was 7months. He got snipped and (front) declawed at the same time. one of the best thing i ever did! |
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08-12-2004, 01:43 PM
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I have a cat who is a 22 pound hairy monster but he's a real pussycat his name is Tucker and he was already neutered when I got him - and declawed. He peed in the house shortly after I adopted him, but he's been great ever since. |
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08-12-2004, 02:28 PM
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Check this out! "New Nuts for Neutered Dogs" Seems you can even go bigger... http://www.pervscan.com/archives/000241.php |
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08-12-2004, 02:32 PM
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OMG KelKel I don't wanna know how you found that website! I showed my coworkers and they think I am twisted!! New Nuts for Neutered Dogs .. I love it .. I want to put that on a T shirt |
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08-12-2004, 02:35 PM
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LOL, my husband makes me take the male members of our furry family to get fixed. He says "he can't do it,it's a guy thing", but he had no problem with getting the female cat done!!!! Gee...............
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08-12-2004, 08:40 PM
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| Headed in the right direction.  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Las Vegas
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They get those fake nuts so the dog has something to lick!!! Ha ha. If women get "enhancements" /fake boobs....why can't men get "enhancements too! I heard a lot of dancers in Vegas get a sugardaddy to buy them fake boobs. Maybe there are sugar-mommas lining up to get those chipendale dancers some nut-e-licious enlargements! Ha ha ha. Oh, how did this topic get started??? Oh, oh yea, ahem....((Butterflychaser)), good going, and good choice to get your kitty fixed. Very responsible of you.
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08-13-2004, 06:16 AM
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Poor kitty lost his manhood. I understand about the spraying. I have always had females and this kitty I have now is an indoor cat so now I got to see what she goes through. The whining and crying eek. Thank god it was only for a couple weeks I felt bad for her. I would say your kitty will now find his feminine side.LOL. Wow is all I can say about that website. What a man won't to to protect there manhood. Whatever makes them happy I guess. Fake balls who would ever think. That guy must of had alot of free times on his hands. Hell now he will become a millionaire I am almost sure. Men are very insecure that inssures his buisness to be a hit. Hope your kitty feels better soon. What is I think the best thing from getting an animal fixed is they tend to gain alot of weight making them more to love. I always loved big cats.My kitty is tiny I wish she would grow.LOL. She is way to pretty to fix just yet. I want her to have at least one litter.
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08-13-2004, 07:26 AM
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I personally think Carrie's idea about nut-a-licious enlargements for the male strippers is a great idea .. however .. I think men get turned on by silicone boobies, but I don't know .. I'm not sure that big synthetic testicles would get me very aroused. Did anyone ever see that old Michael Keaton film? Some men had a disease called swollen scrotum syndrome or something .. their nuts were huuuuuuge. I find that men are very possessive and protective of their nuts. I personally think they are kind of gross to look at; especially when they lose their elasticity and hang in the toilet bowl when he is sitting down!!! LOL sorry to be so candid but this thread is hilarious!
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08-13-2004, 07:33 AM
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| Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again!
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|  LOL, what about the dancing banana? To be honest I never thought one way or another about sagging balls,it was the flag pole I was interested in! Now about getting your animal fixed. Most vets would agree that it is safer to get your animal fixed than to have it go through child birth if it's a she cat. LOL, I love it bubblze "he will get to exspericance his female side!"  |
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08-13-2004, 07:33 AM
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I am with you rowen. I never found mens genital area to be attractive. Old wrinkly, saggy, ewey. There unit to ugh! Not a pretty site to me. However I have had the plessure of some really good lovers.
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08-13-2004, 08:20 AM
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I wasn't here yesterday, but this morning this thread is cracking me up. I had to add that web site to my favorites, just to show my husband when he gets home. After we had our cat neutered we just called him "it". He got HUGE after he was fixed. Rowen, I agree with you, I like the flagpole too!!
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08-13-2004, 08:44 AM
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Personally i love em' they are fun to play with.. I like the whole darn package...  We better put an R rating on this thread... I love it! I need to laugh at all costs... We have a low cost spay and neuter here. I personally think it should be a goverment funded program, prevent having so many animals put down. Be back late lmao |
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