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zoomer · 05-04-2004, 02:19 PM

:knock LOL my husband had his check up today. This is the highlight of his year I tell you. He makes sure he comes home with the band aid on his arm from the blood work and takes it off in front of me and goes aghhhhhhhh! I said "you big baby"! He has let me know for 2 days about his **** test and puts the cup out for all the see and goes on to exsplain to the girls what the cup is for. I roll my eyes! Honestly! Hummmmmmm big turn on! Then just now as I sit down to check my e-mail he shows me his "free sample of Viagra!" He says "just in case you want to get lucky"! I hold my breath and try not to laugh! What makes me attracted to a man is not a little blue pill I tell you. I should have said "maybe you can get one of those exstention things to go along with the little blue pill". God after all I been through in the past year,now he wants me to get frisky! Now I heard of free samples of antidepressents,or some sort of other medication from the doctor,but now Viagra! Maybe I should go to the doctors and ask for the "spanish fly" to go along with my husband's viagra!!! :kisshug:

Chy · 05-04-2004, 02:22 PM

She's back......... :LMAO.. this is gonna get 100's of hits!!

True Blue · 05-04-2004, 02:26 PM

:LMAO (((Zoomer))) :LMAO

Sex in the city comes to Sober Recovery.

**51anna** · 05-04-2004, 02:59 PM

Zoomer,

You see only women can understand that we are not attracted to a little blue pill.

You know they tried very hard to come up with a Viagra equivalent for women and it looked like it worked (physically, that is) but when the women wrote down on paper what they felt, there was no difference at all. In other words, women's sexuality begins in their minds. Of course we already knew that!!

Love, Anna

Paulie · 05-04-2004, 04:04 PM

:LMAO :spectacle

zoomer · 05-04-2004, 04:17 PM

There should be a concent form for the wife to fill out before the doctor gives out free samples of that crap! Ha, ha though just for grins I should let him take it then say I got a headache or better yet now that it's my time of the month let him take it and say "opps I forgot"

You guys are great thanks for letting me have fun with this! He informs me too that he has to get ready for the Poop test! He has to eat chicken instead of red meat (he has been on the akins diet) and veggys to make it all come out sooth. I say "take the Ex-Lax buba and get it over with!" How much do you want a bet that he put the Viagra in with the unused rubbers in his underwear drawer that he forgot to use before I got pregnant with the two year old! Um too bad we did't have the viagra then, I would have had fun getting pregant instead of the "Opps sorry"! Sometimes you just have to laugh,just not to in your husband's face

True Blue · 05-04-2004, 04:49 PM

Zoomer, Thanks for making me laugh.

Ladies have you seen the commerical saying if you have an erection that last longer than 4 hours to seek medical help. I always laugh when I here that.

**51anna** · 05-04-2004, 05:03 PM

Yeah, me too Janet. That's a bit much, isn't it??!!

Anna

**Ann** · 05-04-2004, 05:41 PM

:sweat

zoomer · 05-04-2004, 06:02 PM

LOL do you mean there is a commerical out for viagra that if a man has an errection for more than 4 hours call the doctors? For who, the man or the woman?

In memory of miracle · 05-04-2004, 06:10 PM

LMAO- The four hour thing!

:babydevil

sdp · 05-04-2004, 06:17 PM

Funnily enough-- a commercial with the 4 hour warning played during the Super Bowl.. and yet, Janet Jackson got all the hoopla..

zoomer · 05-04-2004, 06:29 PM

LOL, tit for tat!!! Or fake boobs to go with that fake errection!!!

Chy · 05-04-2004, 07:04 PM

I just heard that for the first time last night, and died laughing!! A friend of ours bought something over the counter and nearly ended up at the hospital because it lasted 12 hours!!! OMG!!!

zoomer · 05-05-2004, 05:09 AM

OMG,12 hours! No way! and they sell that stuff over the counter now? Where have I been? Now I have to go to the drug store to see if it's sold with the condoms or in the Vitamen section LOL!!!

In memory of miracle · 05-05-2004, 05:12 AM

LMAO !!!! Can you imagine goin to the ER and sayin I got one that wont quit! Must be a tad uncomfy! :LMAO

zoomer · 05-05-2004, 05:15 AM

I wonder what the ER does for it? Ice packs any one!!!

In memory of miracle · 05-05-2004, 05:27 AM

Whats up Doc ?

splendra · 05-05-2004, 05:34 AM

:LMAO

bubblze30 · 05-05-2004, 06:19 AM

Well yup its ur turn now. They do have viagra for women. Be careful two people in the same house on viagra look out. We may not hear from you again.LOL. Although there are the smoke breaks or if you don't smoke I hear brushing your hair is popular afterwards. LOL. This is to much.. Needed a good laugh though so thank you.

Paulie · 05-05-2004, 12:09 PM

How funny we were just talking about that commercial last nigth with some friends.

In memory of miracle · 05-05-2004, 12:43 PM

Doctor-My tent wont fold! :LMAO

Chy · 05-05-2004, 01:09 PM

*****ROFLMAO******....wheeeewwwwww!!! Ladies!!!

zoomer · 05-05-2004, 01:49 PM

I guess the forplay for the Viagra users is "I'll show my pill if you show me yours!" And I wonder how the guy walks into the ER! Can he zip his pants our uses a blanket to cover it while singing "your a grand old flag your high flying flag"!

True Blue · 05-05-2004, 02:02 PM

:LMAO Zoomer you have me rolling on the floor. Girl you are so funny, singing your a grand old flag.
Help! :LMAO my stomach hurts from laughing so much. Thanks

05-04-2004, 02:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
zoomer Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again! Posts: 2,353	Free samples of Viagra! :knock LOL my husband had his check up today. This is the highlight of his year I tell you. He makes sure he comes home with the band aid on his arm from the blood work and takes it off in front of me and goes aghhhhhhhh! I said "you big baby"! He has let me know for 2 days about his **** test and puts the cup out for all the see and goes on to exsplain to the girls what the cup is for. I roll my eyes! Honestly! Hummmmmmm big turn on! Then just now as I sit down to check my e-mail he shows me his "free sample of Viagra!" He says "just in case you want to get lucky"! I hold my breath and try not to laugh! What makes me attracted to a man is not a little blue pill I tell you. I should have said "maybe you can get one of those exstention things to go along with the little blue pill". God after all I been through in the past year,now he wants me to get frisky! Now I heard of free samples of antidepressents,or some sort of other medication from the doctor,but now Viagra! Maybe I should go to the doctors and ask for the "spanish fly" to go along with my husband's viagra!!! :kisshug:

05-04-2004, 02:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,886	Re: Free samples of Viagra! She's back......... :LMAO.. this is gonna get 100's of hits!!

05-04-2004, 02:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
True Blue Pray For Our Troops Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,143	Re: Free samples of Viagra! :LMAO (((Zoomer))) :LMAO Sex in the city comes to Sober Recovery. __________________ Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles." Samuel Smiles

05-04-2004, 02:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
51anna Forum Leader Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dancing in the Light Posts: 11,026	Re: Free samples of Viagra! Zoomer, You see only women can understand that we are not attracted to a little blue pill. You know they tried very hard to come up with a Viagra equivalent for women and it looked like it worked (physically, that is) but when the women wrote down on paper what they felt, there was no difference at all. In other words, women's sexuality begins in their minds. Of course we already knew that!! Love, Anna

05-04-2004, 04:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,518	Re: Free samples of Viagra! :LMAO :spectacle __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

05-04-2004, 04:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
zoomer Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again! Posts: 2,353	Re: Free samples of Viagra! There should be a concent form for the wife to fill out before the doctor gives out free samples of that crap! Ha, ha though just for grins I should let him take it then say I got a headache or better yet now that it's my time of the month let him take it and say "opps I forgot" You guys are great thanks for letting me have fun with this! He informs me too that he has to get ready for the Poop test! He has to eat chicken instead of red meat (he has been on the akins diet) and veggys to make it all come out sooth. I say "take the Ex-Lax buba and get it over with!" How much do you want a bet that he put the Viagra in with the unused rubbers in his underwear drawer that he forgot to use before I got pregnant with the two year old! Um too bad we did't have the viagra then, I would have had fun getting pregant instead of the "Opps sorry"! Sometimes you just have to laugh,just not to in your husband's face

05-04-2004, 04:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
True Blue Pray For Our Troops Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,143	Re: Free samples of Viagra! Zoomer, Thanks for making me laugh. Ladies have you seen the commerical saying if you have an erection that last longer than 4 hours to seek medical help. I always laugh when I here that. __________________ Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles." Samuel Smiles

05-04-2004, 05:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
51anna Forum Leader Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dancing in the Light Posts: 11,026	Re: Free samples of Viagra! Yeah, me too Janet. That's a bit much, isn't it??!! Anna

05-04-2004, 05:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 15,028	Re: Free samples of Viagra! :sweat __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

05-04-2004, 06:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
zoomer Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again! Posts: 2,353	Re: Free samples of Viagra! LOL do you mean there is a commerical out for viagra that if a man has an errection for more than 4 hours call the doctors? For who, the man or the woman?

05-04-2004, 06:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
In memory of miracle In Memory Of Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Connecticut. Posts: 3,740	Re: Free samples of Viagra! LMAO- The four hour thing! :babydevil __________________ In Memory Of Teach only love...

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sdp Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wish I knew Posts: 429	Re: Free samples of Viagra! Funnily enough-- a commercial with the 4 hour warning played during the Super Bowl.. and yet, Janet Jackson got all the hoopla..

05-04-2004, 06:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
zoomer Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again! Posts: 2,353	Re: Free samples of Viagra! LOL, tit for tat!!! Or fake boobs to go with that fake errection!!!

05-04-2004, 07:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,886	Re: Free samples of Viagra! I just heard that for the first time last night, and died laughing!! A friend of ours bought something over the counter and nearly ended up at the hospital because it lasted 12 hours!!! OMG!!!

05-05-2004, 05:09 AM	#15 (permalink)
zoomer Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again! Posts: 2,353	Re: Free samples of Viagra! OMG,12 hours! No way! and they sell that stuff over the counter now? Where have I been? Now I have to go to the drug store to see if it's sold with the condoms or in the Vitamen section LOL!!!

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05-05-2004, 05:12 AM	#16 (permalink)
In memory of miracle In Memory Of Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Connecticut. Posts: 3,740	Re: Free samples of Viagra! LMAO !!!! Can you imagine goin to the ER and sayin I got one that wont quit! Must be a tad uncomfy! :LMAO __________________ In Memory Of Teach only love...

05-05-2004, 05:15 AM	#17 (permalink)
zoomer Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again! Posts: 2,353	Re: Free samples of Viagra! I wonder what the ER does for it? Ice packs any one!!!

05-05-2004, 05:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
In memory of miracle In Memory Of Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Connecticut. Posts: 3,740	Re: Free samples of Viagra! Whats up Doc ? __________________ In Memory Of Teach only love...

05-05-2004, 06:19 AM	#20 (permalink)
bubblze30 Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: mass Posts: 1,360	Re: Free samples of Viagra! Well yup its ur turn now. They do have viagra for women. Be careful two people in the same house on viagra look out. We may not hear from you again.LOL. Although there are the smoke breaks or if you don't smoke I hear brushing your hair is popular afterwards. LOL. This is to much.. Needed a good laugh though so thank you. __________________ "What don't kill us. Will make us stronger"

05-05-2004, 12:09 PM	#21 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,518	Re: Free samples of Viagra! How funny we were just talking about that commercial last nigth with some friends. __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

05-05-2004, 12:43 PM	#22 (permalink)
In memory of miracle In Memory Of Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Connecticut. Posts: 3,740	Re: Free samples of Viagra! Doctor-My tent wont fold! :LMAO __________________ In Memory Of Teach only love...

05-05-2004, 01:09 PM	#23 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,886	Re: Free samples of Viagra! ***ROFLMAO****....wheeeewwwwww!!! Ladies!!!

05-05-2004, 01:49 PM	#24 (permalink)
zoomer Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: It's raining again! Posts: 2,353	Re: Free samples of Viagra! I guess the forplay for the Viagra users is "I'll show my pill if you show me yours!" And I wonder how the guy walks into the ER! Can he zip his pants our uses a blanket to cover it while singing "your a grand old flag your high flying flag"!

05-05-2004, 02:02 PM	#25 (permalink)
True Blue Pray For Our Troops Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,143	Re: Free samples of Viagra! :LMAO Zoomer you have me rolling on the floor. Girl you are so funny, singing your a grand old flag. Help! :LMAO my stomach hurts from laughing so much. Thanks __________________ Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles." Samuel Smiles

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