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SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 07:26 AM

ever happened to you?? Ladies come on, I wanna hear it!! Make us laugh, I DARE you!!

This is mine, as posted in "teenage girls.."

this one time....this one time..OMG im laughing so hard I cant see!! My friend was spending the night, it was early evening and we went outside and sat in my moms car. well she had this like race car steeing wheel with 3 bars in the middle, and 3 holes in each bar. there was a tiny hole, a medium hole, and a big hole. We were very bored and talking. As we were talking, I was sticking my ring finger in each of the holes. well it wouldnt come out of the small hole at all..it must have started swelling. The only thing I could think of was that my mom was going to KILL me!! I wouldnt let my friend go tell my mom, but sent to a neighbors house for some soap and water. We lived in the projects, so soon there was a whole swarm of kids outside of the car. The soap wasnt working and I became resolved to living in my moms car for life. The police went by and seen all of the kids hanging around and stopped to get the scoop. My mom stepped out onto the porch, but didnt see me in the car. She was afraid that my brother was in some kind of trouble again, turned around, went back in the house and went to bed
the police said the ambulance would have to take me to the hospital, and my mom would have to be told, cause she had to go with me. hno!: hno!: So I started planning my funeral, no flowers of course.

everyone was laughing at me. In the ambulance, the driver turned around and said" we thought we would just let you drive" I had to hold the steering wheel up with my right hand, to keep it from hanging off my right ring finger. the hospital staff was very amused at the sight of me walking in holding that steering wheel i sure wasnt laughing then, But I sure am now

Paulie · 07-14-2003, 08:46 AM

Oh wow - I don't know, I have to think about this one.

2stop · 07-14-2003, 09:58 AM

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might embarrass me!!:p

bikerprincess · 07-14-2003, 11:21 AM

I second Tammie.....I have done ALOT of silly things...

Anne

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 01:06 PM

OOHHHH!! you ladies are party POOPS!!!

It cant be that bad..look what i did!!

I dont want to laugh at anyone..I want to laugh with them!!! Come on, you guys!!!

2stop · 07-14-2003, 01:12 PM

AWWright you!!

Went down to a girlfriends house one night to have a few drinks and play cards got a bit intoxicated and as I was walking back home I thought Ya know what? It's 3 am in the morning and I am going to get my hubby back for all his early morning awakenings doing you know what and teach him how it feels to be awaken for that!! Well I showed him alright and blacked my right eye really good on the headboard. Had a docs appoinment a few weeks late rthe doctor said close your eyes. I did. he asked if that was eyeshadow on my eye...I said oh no I walked into a doorframe...I didn't know that's what abused women said, that doc always looked at my husband with a sneer after that. I was so embarrassed! My poor husband!!:o

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 01:15 PM

Yeah lady....explain that one!!!!

Paulie · 07-14-2003, 01:21 PM

I just have so many.

Okay - once I was at a concert and I was much younger, I was dressed up in heels and stockings and all that fun stuff that I did in my younger wilder days. The concert was at a colesium, but my boyfriend at the time promised we would not go down on the lawn area, of course we did, the crowd started moving back and forth and I was lifted right our of my shoes. For the rest of the day drunk guys kept bringing shoes to me to see if they were mine, seems I was not the only girl dressed inappropriately that day?? LOL!!

Okay - another ( I told you I have tons) a few months ago we were at a ballgame (Yankees vs/ A's) I kept saying to my sister that I could not believe how fast the piture was throwing the ball and isn't is amazing how he throws a pitch at 98, the next at 99, the next at 100 etc. etc., okay it was thenumber of pitches.

okay - driving down the free way once...again in my younger wilder days, and there is this guy along side of us showing himself to me, well I pulled up my top to show him something else, but showed a few to many others also!!!!!
:o

Should I go on - nope - don't think so!!LOL!!!

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 01:27 PM

Ann

Just like Cinderella!!!! LMAO

OMG I did the same thing once!! only it was to a biker!!! for some reason, they have always really liked me, those bikers??

LOL

Paulie · 07-14-2003, 02:21 PM

Sky - what do you mean Ann - that was ME!!!!

Cinderella - LMAO - never thought of it that way!!!!!!!

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 05:26 PM

Sky<~~~gulping...swallowing tongue.....

ann is a new way to spell Pauline!!!

NO, No hang on i can think of somethin better than that!! um um ...wiggle wiggle wiggle Oh ok you got me...I messed up bad!!!!! sorryyyy!!!
It usually only takes me about three tries to get my daughters name right!!! LOL Just remember PAULINE...I love you!!!

See ya cinderella!!!

Paulie · 07-14-2003, 05:31 PM

When you are calling one of your kids....do you run through the animals names too? my mom used to -

Dorothy, Janine, Puppy, Molly, I mean pauline!! LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 05:34 PM

excuse me missy...are you laughing at me or with me

!!! LMAO

I'll wash your face with a dirty dish rag!!!!

Paulie · 07-14-2003, 05:36 PM

At you....with you...I'm not sure LMAO - yuck - dirty dish rag!! ok ok - with you of course

:p

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 05:39 PM

I knew you would see it my way LOL!!!

When we were canning, making jelly or doing dishes in the kitchen, etc.....I would always get so silly!! and my grandma would end up chasing me around the kitchen with the dish rag..threatening to wash my face "with this dirty dish rag"!!! LMAO Oh the things i did to her!!!

Juls · 07-14-2003, 05:44 PM

When I was in my early 20's I had a boyfriend, and decided I wanted to use a diaphram for contraceptive. I had never used one before. This was going to be our first time together. After everything was over, several hours later which included some very vigorous activity, if you get my drift, I started feeling a sharp pain inside me. I knew I was suppose to wait so many hours before I removed the diaphram so the sperms wouldn't get up in the uterus, but it was hurting so much I tried to take it out then.

Well, I couldn't find it. I kid you not. I just could not feel it to remove it. At 3 in the morning I was in the ER of the hospital, and when they asked what I was there for I was so mortified I could barely say. I felt like such an idiot. Somehow the thing had got twisted up in there, and the ER doc had to remove it with some bizarre looking instrument. It all sounds pretty funny to me now, but back then it was not. The Dr. told me that I had not inserted it properly, and because of the activities (we were trying to perform every one of the acts shown in the Kama Sutra), it had gotten twisted and was actually jammed up in my cervix.

After that I stayed with other methods of birth control, and didn't try a diaphram again for years.

Juls

07-14-2003, 05:54 PM

I used to waitress in my younger years and flies got into the creamers a lot.

I went out with my boyfriend at that time to Denny's for coffee. He drank cream in his coffee and just poured it in without looking. I said to him " Don't you ever check the cream before putting it in your coffee? There might be flies in it" He just looked at me like I was crazy.

He opened the creamer to look inside and saw something in it. He pulled it out and it was a condom!!!!

I don't think I've ever laughed that hard.

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 05:57 PM

OMG!!! LMAO!!! How did that get in there?? Someone havin safe sex in the creamer???

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 06:24 PM

My daughter talked me into getting one of those eyebrow shaver hickies that are advertised on TV..they have them at walgreens for 10.00..so I bought one..been sporting the werewolf look lately!! OMG!! Now I only have half an eyebrow above my right eye!! And worse..I think im walking lopsided now!!

Oh i hate it when i do stuff like this!!!

2stop · 07-14-2003, 06:28 PM

LOL!! You nut you!!!

SkyIsFalling42 · 07-14-2003, 06:33 PM

hey sis!!! you got any extra eyebrow you could share???

2stop · 07-14-2003, 06:35 PM

You bet, hang on I'll fax it right over!! Oh girl, I know I always always take off too much eyebrow..then have to fill it in..UGGHHH!

07-14-2003, 07:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	What is the funniest thing that has.. ever happened to you?? Ladies come on, I wanna hear it!! Make us laugh, I DARE you!! This is mine, as posted in "teenage girls.." this one time....this one time..OMG im laughing so hard I cant see!! My friend was spending the night, it was early evening and we went outside and sat in my moms car. well she had this like race car steeing wheel with 3 bars in the middle, and 3 holes in each bar. there was a tiny hole, a medium hole, and a big hole. We were very bored and talking. As we were talking, I was sticking my ring finger in each of the holes. well it wouldnt come out of the small hole at all..it must have started swelling. The only thing I could think of was that my mom was going to KILL me!! I wouldnt let my friend go tell my mom, but sent to a neighbors house for some soap and water. We lived in the projects, so soon there was a whole swarm of kids outside of the car. The soap wasnt working and I became resolved to living in my moms car for life. The police went by and seen all of the kids hanging around and stopped to get the scoop. My mom stepped out onto the porch, but didnt see me in the car. She was afraid that my brother was in some kind of trouble again, turned around, went back in the house and went to bed the police said the ambulance would have to take me to the hospital, and my mom would have to be told, cause she had to go with me. hno!: hno!: So I started planning my funeral, no flowers of course. everyone was laughing at me. In the ambulance, the driver turned around and said" we thought we would just let you drive" I had to hold the steering wheel up with my right hand, to keep it from hanging off my right ring finger. the hospital staff was very amused at the sight of me walking in holding that steering wheel i sure wasnt laughing then, But I sure am now __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 08:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,525	Oh wow - I don't know, I have to think about this one. __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

07-14-2003, 09:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,666	I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might embarrass me!!:p __________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~

07-14-2003, 11:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
bikerprincess Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: St Louis, MO Posts: 190	Me too I second Tammie.....I have done ALOT of silly things... Anne

07-14-2003, 01:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	OOHHHH!! you ladies are party POOPS!!! It cant be that bad..look what i did!! I dont want to laugh at anyone..I want to laugh with them!!! Come on, you guys!!! __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 01:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,666	AWWright you!! Went down to a girlfriends house one night to have a few drinks and play cards got a bit intoxicated and as I was walking back home I thought Ya know what? It's 3 am in the morning and I am going to get my hubby back for all his early morning awakenings doing you know what and teach him how it feels to be awaken for that!! Well I showed him alright and blacked my right eye really good on the headboard. Had a docs appoinment a few weeks late rthe doctor said close your eyes. I did. he asked if that was eyeshadow on my eye...I said oh no I walked into a doorframe...I didn't know that's what abused women said, that doc always looked at my husband with a sneer after that. I was so embarrassed! My poor husband!!:o __________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~

07-14-2003, 01:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	Yeah lady....explain that one!!!! __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 01:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,525	I just have so many. Okay - once I was at a concert and I was much younger, I was dressed up in heels and stockings and all that fun stuff that I did in my younger wilder days. The concert was at a colesium, but my boyfriend at the time promised we would not go down on the lawn area, of course we did, the crowd started moving back and forth and I was lifted right our of my shoes. For the rest of the day drunk guys kept bringing shoes to me to see if they were mine, seems I was not the only girl dressed inappropriately that day?? LOL!! Okay - another ( I told you I have tons) a few months ago we were at a ballgame (Yankees vs/ A's) I kept saying to my sister that I could not believe how fast the piture was throwing the ball and isn't is amazing how he throws a pitch at 98, the next at 99, the next at 100 etc. etc., okay it was thenumber of pitches. okay - driving down the free way once...again in my younger wilder days, and there is this guy along side of us showing himself to me, well I pulled up my top to show him something else, but showed a few to many others also!!!!! :o Should I go on - nope - don't think so!!LOL!!! __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

07-14-2003, 01:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	Ann Just like Cinderella!!!! LMAO OMG I did the same thing once!! only it was to a biker!!! for some reason, they have always really liked me, those bikers?? LOL __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 02:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,525	Sky - what do you mean Ann - that was ME!!!! Cinderella - LMAO - never thought of it that way!!!!!!! __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

07-14-2003, 05:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	Sky<~~~gulping...swallowing tongue..... ann is a new way to spell Pauline!!! NO, No hang on i can think of somethin better than that!! um um ...wiggle wiggle wiggle Oh ok you got me...I messed up bad!!!!! sorryyyy!!! It usually only takes me about three tries to get my daughters name right!!! LOL Just remember PAULINE...I love you!!! See ya cinderella!!! __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 05:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,525	When you are calling one of your kids....do you run through the animals names too? my mom used to - Dorothy, Janine, Puppy, Molly, I mean pauline!! LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!! __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

07-14-2003, 05:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	excuse me missy...are you laughing at me or with me !!! LMAO I'll wash your face with a dirty dish rag!!!! __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 05:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,525	At you....with you...I'm not sure LMAO - yuck - dirty dish rag!! ok ok - with you of course :p __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

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SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	I knew you would see it my way LOL!!! When we were canning, making jelly or doing dishes in the kitchen, etc.....I would always get so silly!! and my grandma would end up chasing me around the kitchen with the dish rag..threatening to wash my face "with this dirty dish rag"!!! LMAO Oh the things i did to her!!! __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

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07-14-2003, 05:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
Juls Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: California, USA Posts: 1,101	When I was in my early 20's I had a boyfriend, and decided I wanted to use a diaphram for contraceptive. I had never used one before. This was going to be our first time together. After everything was over, several hours later which included some very vigorous activity, if you get my drift, I started feeling a sharp pain inside me. I knew I was suppose to wait so many hours before I removed the diaphram so the sperms wouldn't get up in the uterus, but it was hurting so much I tried to take it out then. Well, I couldn't find it. I kid you not. I just could not feel it to remove it. At 3 in the morning I was in the ER of the hospital, and when they asked what I was there for I was so mortified I could barely say. I felt like such an idiot. Somehow the thing had got twisted up in there, and the ER doc had to remove it with some bizarre looking instrument. It all sounds pretty funny to me now, but back then it was not. The Dr. told me that I had not inserted it properly, and because of the activities (we were trying to perform every one of the acts shown in the Kama Sutra), it had gotten twisted and was actually jammed up in my cervix. After that I stayed with other methods of birth control, and didn't try a diaphram again for years. Juls

07-14-2003, 05:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
Morning Glory Guest Posts: n/a	I used to waitress in my younger years and flies got into the creamers a lot. I went out with my boyfriend at that time to Denny's for coffee. He drank cream in his coffee and just poured it in without looking. I said to him " Don't you ever check the cream before putting it in your coffee? There might be flies in it" He just looked at me like I was crazy. He opened the creamer to look inside and saw something in it. He pulled it out and it was a condom!!!! I don't think I've ever laughed that hard.

07-14-2003, 05:57 PM	#18 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	OMG!!! LMAO!!! How did that get in there?? Someone havin safe sex in the creamer??? __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 06:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	My daughter talked me into getting one of those eyebrow shaver hickies that are advertised on TV..they have them at walgreens for 10.00..so I bought one..been sporting the werewolf look lately!! OMG!! Now I only have half an eyebrow above my right eye!! And worse..I think im walking lopsided now!! Oh i hate it when i do stuff like this!!! __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 06:28 PM	#20 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,666	LOL!! You nut you!!! __________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~

07-14-2003, 06:33 PM	#21 (permalink)
SkyIsFalling42 Big kitty nose hugs Join Date: May 2003 Location: Center of The World Posts: 1,261	hey sis!!! you got any extra eyebrow you could share??? __________________ Love In Spirit, Sky Where my heart is....... http://Writing.Com/authors/skyisfalling02 "Never Give In, Never Give In, Never Give In, Never, Never, Never." ~~Sir Winston Churchill~~

07-14-2003, 06:35 PM	#22 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,666	You bet, hang on I'll fax it right over!! Oh girl, I know I always always take off too much eyebrow..then have to fill it in..UGGHHH! __________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~

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