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discoveringme · 10-30-2007, 07:57 PM

I just have to tell you women... I am on day 7 sober, anyway I had a mammogram today at 2:30 pm. Anyway, after the mammogram I went to work and worked until 9 pm this evening.....my boobs itched all evening...I couldn't stand it.....itch, itch, itch...so I just went in my bedroom to put on my PJ's and I burst out laughing so loud I still cant stop! I still had on those stupid little tapes accross the nipples with the metal dot in the middle!!!!!!

discoveringme · 10-31-2007, 01:36 AM

Sorry if this post was inappropriate in language or nature. I just thought it was soooo funny, and I haven't laughed much these days, especially at myself.

Rowan · 10-31-2007, 04:06 AM

Not at all inappropriate! I thought that was funny!!

indigo · 10-31-2007, 04:10 AM

I thougt it funny too. When I went for a mamo (sober) they do not cover your breasts with tape they just squash the life out of them. Anyhow I have nipple rings and they show up really well on the sono ( I don't know the English word for it) I have shown the sono's to friends and they find it a great source of entertainment LOL and ouch!

Rowan · 10-31-2007, 04:53 AM

I am NOT looking forward to my first mammogram!

LOL on the nipple rings, Annie!

CarolD · 10-31-2007, 01:14 PM

I think those machines were designed for women wearing
32 A bras.

I'm glad you jogged my memory discoveringme
and yes! it was a funny story....

Here is a link that can help others
and it's free to you.
Please Bookmark so you can help out.

http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/c...faces?siteId=2

Blessings

WLDKATZ · 10-31-2007, 01:23 PM

Thank You so much!!!!
I have a neaither region pierced, I was being xrayed for a lower back and hip problem, the x ray tech said I had to have surgery because I had a small oval ball shaped cyst that had to come out.........though I still didn't know what was going on it was the ultra sound that proved everything funny ......I had forgotten about my piercing which had shown up in the x ray........most embarassing........

1963comet · 11-03-2007, 06:49 PM

To funny, I love humor.

This is a drunk story. I handed a cop my probation papers from drunk driving after being pulled over. I told him that I was already on probation for this. I went to jail.

tellus · 11-03-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by WLDKATZ

Thank You so much!!!!
I have a neaither region pierced, I was being xrayed for a lower back and hip problem, the x ray tech said I had to have surgery because I had a small oval ball shaped cyst that had to come out.........though I still didn't know what was going on it was the ultra sound that proved everything funny ......I had forgotten about my piercing which had shown up in the x ray........most embarassing........

Rofl. I'll be sure to mention mine if I ever have to have an x-ray like that. XD

Speaking of nether piercings... I'm usually pretty good with piercings, so I wasn't worried about mine. Time comes for the needle, however, and without meaning to I screamed "F*CK!" at the top of my lungs. Everyone in the piercing parlor was staring at me when I came out. (I'm a pretty conservative-looking person, that probably played a part in the staring. XD)

ccgirl · 11-10-2007, 12:57 PM

That happened to a lady I know. She was going in to a meeting where I was working and a bra was stuck to her blazer.

I have another emarrassing funny story. On the first day of a job, I was filing (i was a file clerk, go figure) and all of a sudden I felt this burning on my back and side. Well, I realized it was a BEE and it was down my shirt and it was stinging me! I ran screaming down the hall towards the ladies room, tearing my sweater off, and I ran right by the board room where a big meeting was in progress. Do you know I stayed at that job 4 more years? I even had another embarrassing story that occurred while working there that I'll save for next time.

Actually, my life is full of embarrassing stories.

tanyapmc · 11-10-2007, 04:11 PM

Rowan · 11-10-2007, 08:18 PM

I was running late one morning and stopped to fuel up my car. I ran inside to pay and the two lads working the counter starting flirting with me - and I was acting all cool but smiling because they were so cute. I turned to leave and the heel on my shoe snapped off - I went down like a house of cards and had to walk out to my car in my barefeet. I felt like such an idiot!

NOMOMERLOTMAMMA · 11-10-2007, 08:44 PM

When my children were little, it was a very harrowing morning trying to get everyone ready and out of the house. I think that I overslept too..anyway I had a great cotton summer dress that I would pull out for such mornings. Threw on some sandals and got to work on time. I was pulling charts with my boss, and she starting laughing..I had my dress on backwards AND inside out. :mock

tanyapmc · 11-11-2007, 07:34 AM

I was at the mall and was wearing a dress. I had gone to the restroom and walked around for a while when a woman told me my dress was tucked in my undies. :mock:

ccgirl · 11-12-2007, 04:54 AM

Oh Tanya, I did that. Walked 10 blocks back from lunch til someone told me. LOL

My other embarrassing works story. The same job where I got stung by the bee. I worked for low income/elderly housing. Well, an old woman had died and when the maintenance men went in to her apartment, her cat was still there. Of course being the animal person, they called me. All I could find to put her in was a cardboard box, so I did and I taped it shut and put some holes in it to take it back to the office. I was walking up the front walk of the office, and suddenly the cat went ballistic and busted her way out of the box. I grabbed her as quickly as I could. Unfortunately, it was around the neck. She and I fell to the ground wrestling (I distinctly remember I had a mini skirt and heels on) and we were literally rolling around on the grass. I looked up and all the elderly people from the apartment building were getting quite the show, along with all my fellow employees. The she bit through a tendon and I missed two weeks of work AND she got away.

A girl I worked with said we looked like something from the WWF, and she could clearly see my flowered undies. I am so surprised I lasted in that job as long as I did. I swear, my job title should have been entertainment!

10-30-2007, 07:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
discoveringme Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: MN Posts: 139 Blog Entries: 2	Tell something funny you did, drunk or sober I just have to tell you women... I am on day 7 sober, anyway I had a mammogram today at 2:30 pm. Anyway, after the mammogram I went to work and worked until 9 pm this evening.....my boobs itched all evening...I couldn't stand it.....itch, itch, itch...so I just went in my bedroom to put on my PJ's and I burst out laughing so loud I still cant stop! I still had on those stupid little tapes accross the nipples with the metal dot in the middle!!!!!!

10-31-2007, 04:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	I thougt it funny too. When I went for a mamo (sober) they do not cover your breasts with tape they just squash the life out of them. Anyhow I have nipple rings and they show up really well on the sono ( I don't know the English word for it) I have shown the sono's to friends and they find it a great source of entertainment LOL and ouch! __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

10-31-2007, 01:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
CarolD Forward we go...side by side Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Serene In Dixie Posts: 37,601	I think those machines were designed for women wearing 32 A bras. I'm glad you jogged my memory discoveringme and yes! it was a funny story.... Here is a link that can help others and it's free to you. Please Bookmark so you can help out. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/c...faces?siteId=2 Blessings __________________ Each Day Sober Is A Victory!! Joy In AA Recovery!

10-31-2007, 01:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,455	Thank You so much!!!! I have a neaither region pierced, I was being xrayed for a lower back and hip problem, the x ray tech said I had to have surgery because I had a small oval ball shaped cyst that had to come out.........though I still didn't know what was going on it was the ultra sound that proved everything funny ......I had forgotten about my piercing which had shown up in the x ray........most embarassing........ __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

11-03-2007, 06:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
1963comet Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,381	To funny, I love humor. This is a drunk story. I handed a cop my probation papers from drunk driving after being pulled over. I told him that I was already on probation for this. I went to jail. __________________ Just Maybe... It is true that we do not know what we have until we lose it, But it is also true we do not know what we have been missing until it Arrives.

10-31-2007, 01:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
discoveringme Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: MN Posts: 139 Blog Entries: 2	Sorry if this post was inappropriate in language or nature. I just thought it was soooo funny, and I haven't laughed much these days, especially at myself.

10-31-2007, 04:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
Rowan Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,136	Not at all inappropriate! I thought that was funny!!

10-31-2007, 04:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rowan Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,136	I am NOT looking forward to my first mammogram! LOL on the nipple rings, Annie!

11-10-2007, 12:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
ccgirl Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harwich, MA Posts: 2,749	That happened to a lady I know. She was going in to a meeting where I was working and a bra was stuck to her blazer. I have another emarrassing funny story. On the first day of a job, I was filing (i was a file clerk, go figure) and all of a sudden I felt this burning on my back and side. Well, I realized it was a BEE and it was down my shirt and it was stinging me! I ran screaming down the hall towards the ladies room, tearing my sweater off, and I ran right by the board room where a big meeting was in progress. Do you know I stayed at that job 4 more years? I even had another embarrassing story that occurred while working there that I'll save for next time. Actually, my life is full of embarrassing stories.

11-10-2007, 04:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
tanyapmc Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Nunyabusinessville, Texas Posts: 4,443 Blog Entries: 2

11-10-2007, 08:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Rowan Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,136	I was running late one morning and stopped to fuel up my car. I ran inside to pay and the two lads working the counter starting flirting with me - and I was acting all cool but smiling because they were so cute. I turned to leave and the heel on my shoe snapped off - I went down like a house of cards and had to walk out to my car in my barefeet. I felt like such an idiot!

11-10-2007, 08:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
NOMOMERLOTMAMMA No more merlot, more mamma Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Hills, Ct Posts: 2,138 Blog Entries: 36	When my children were little, it was a very harrowing morning trying to get everyone ready and out of the house. I think that I overslept too..anyway I had a great cotton summer dress that I would pull out for such mornings. Threw on some sandals and got to work on time. I was pulling charts with my boss, and she starting laughing..I had my dress on backwards AND inside out. :mock __________________ But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. ~Vincent van Gogh

11-11-2007, 07:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
tanyapmc Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Nunyabusinessville, Texas Posts: 4,443 Blog Entries: 2	I was at the mall and was wearing a dress. I had gone to the restroom and walked around for a while when a woman told me my dress was tucked in my undies. :mock:

11-12-2007, 04:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
ccgirl Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harwich, MA Posts: 2,749	Oh Tanya, I did that. Walked 10 blocks back from lunch til someone told me. LOL My other embarrassing works story. The same job where I got stung by the bee. I worked for low income/elderly housing. Well, an old woman had died and when the maintenance men went in to her apartment, her cat was still there. Of course being the animal person, they called me. All I could find to put her in was a cardboard box, so I did and I taped it shut and put some holes in it to take it back to the office. I was walking up the front walk of the office, and suddenly the cat went ballistic and busted her way out of the box. I grabbed her as quickly as I could. Unfortunately, it was around the neck. She and I fell to the ground wrestling (I distinctly remember I had a mini skirt and heels on) and we were literally rolling around on the grass. I looked up and all the elderly people from the apartment building were getting quite the show, along with all my fellow employees. The she bit through a tendon and I missed two weeks of work AND she got away. A girl I worked with said we looked like something from the WWF, and she could clearly see my flowered undies. I am so surprised I lasted in that job as long as I did. I swear, my job title should have been entertainment!

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