Smoking in the garden

[Gabe]

Originally Posted by Doug

I was just going to post the same one...back to roaming the halls.

Oh quit roaming the halls.
I'll buy you a cup of coffee and meet you in the smoking area out back in the alley.

Coffee and a smoke?

I'm on my way!

[Gabe]

Ssssshhhhh...don't tell Margo.

Good idea, last time she saw me smoking she tried to put a patch on my tongue.

That will keep you from smoking!

[Gabe]

Really? Most people just try to put a patch over my big mouth.
Either way, it would make smoking difficult.
Hence the dark alley smoking area.
It's easy to hide in the shadows there.

[splendra]

Hey I thought this thread was about gardening....BTW I started working mine just yesterday. I just love the smell of dirt.

[Gabe]

Oops...sorry.

I love gardening.
Whether it be planting flowers outside, or planting new seeds of faith in my soul.

I can't smell the dirt.

Margo patched me up the nose too.

Originally Posted by splendra

Hey I thought this thread was about gardening....BTW I started working mine just yesterday. I just love the smell of dirt.

It is, now.

[Gabe]

Just be glad you can't smell the mulch.
Heavy on the horse manure and all that.
I am now officially scared of Margo.

[historyteach]

Hey, Gabe....Doug.....
Ummmm....I LOVE the smell of dirt too...
But, Can I meet you for the coffee and smoke???
....Please....
Shalom!

Originally Posted by Gabe

Just be glad you can't smell the mulch.
Heavy on the horse manure and all that.

Speaking of manure, (yeah I know, start another thread)...

I drove my van to a farm once, up into the back by the barns, the smell of "mulch" was everywhere-

For two weeks after, I had the constant smell of the "mulch"- in my van, no matter how often I washed it inside and out, I couldn't get rid of the smell.

One day I was changing my oil, and I found the source ! A very large chunk of "mulch" was flung up from my tire and stuck inside the wheel well, right above the tire, the driver side front tire.

I drive slower on farms now.

[Gabe]

Speaking of manure...
(Yeah, might have to start yet another thread)
Driving north to a wedding one summer...
Got behind a wet manure truck with a leak...
The splatter effect was horrendous.
Gave a whole new meaning to the phrase...
Oh sh*t!
I think it's cool that we have a garden in the alley.
If we can dodge Margo and all those patches, we'll be cool.
Off to make a fresh pot of coffee.

[Dan]

Hey, can I try that patch up the nose thing?

[Brookie]

I'm not at peace unless I've got a little manure stuck in my wheel wells. Maybe it's a Texas thang.

[Gabe]

Peace be with you Angus.
May you always have a lil' bit'o manure in your wheel wells.