brynn

Glad kids and husband are home safe, Ruby! And that's awesome news about your husband going to treatment. Hope something clicks for him

Melina

I have a terrible and hilarious story of drunken sexting. It was a huge hit when I posted it here a couple years ago.

It's so embarrassing and creepy I can't even be embarrassed bc it makes absolutely no sober sense.

I'm gonna go look for it and post it here, I have no shame lol

Melina

From a thread in 2013- I don't know how to link it-

"A sober and professional man was starting to show some interest in me. We had been texting back and forth, working our way up to admitting we wanted to go on a date. The weird part is I met him on a job interview. He was doing the preliminary interviewing and I would be working with him if I got the job. So it was a mix of acting professional yet starting to admit this extra interest we both felt.

He checks in to say hi through text one night while I was wasted, just wasted at home.

I woke up the next day and read texts where I told him we should go on a date, that I liked him and I needed to rehydrate my ovaries. It wasn't an autocorrect fail. I had gone on at length to equate my singleness with dry ovaries. In my drunkenness, it was some kind of metaphor that proved I didn't casually sleep around.

Wtf, REHYDRATE MY OVARIES? I even creeped myself out when I read that.

Never heard from him again, obviously."

Trees39

My most hated starter sext to receive and I have had it a few times from different sources:

'So, what you wearing?'

Eye roll.

Double eye roll.

Who cares????

lunar

Nice avatar, JS!