Reasons to drink today Part 2

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11-27-2018, 08:22 PM

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TeeJayVerm

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I can sleep for 12 hours or so while battling the guilt and anxiety from the night before. It is such a productive way to spend my day.

11-27-2018, 11:57 PM

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Mac1

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Location: Northern Ireland

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I miss waking up to a pounding headache and huge waves of nausea. And the struggle to remember what day of the week it is. Is it a week day? Am I supposed to be working today? Surely not...this hangover is insane, I couldn't possibly be this bad on a work day. Then slowly realising this was indeed the case. No way I could drive in this state so I needed to call my boss. But I'd done the same thing the week before. And a couple of weeks before that. What the hell am I doing with my life? What original excuse could I can i come up up with that I haven't already used? Oh I miss those mornings!

11-28-2018, 03:03 PM

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Location: SF Bay area, CA

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The only reason for me to drink would be so I could wake up feeling awful and hating myself.

11-28-2018, 11:19 PM

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gettingsmarter

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So I can resume the "Dry Heave Till You Finally Puke" morning workout. It really targets your abdominals and stretches out the veins in your
forehead.