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Murray4x5 · 05-20-2011, 06:59 AM

Just in case the EARTH WILL END prediction for tomorrow is correct

thought I would say bye-bye to you, my friends.

You know though, one day one of these predictions is going to coincide with us being whacked by a Mount Everest or bigger sized chunk of interstellar rock going 20,000 KM an hour or more, then who's going to be laughing?

Really though, how many strikes over how many centuries do these guy's get before they start asking themselves if there is no vengeful god out there, and if it's just us and this one life we have here on this beautiful Earth?

Murray

jamdls · 05-20-2011, 07:06 AM

If the world should end tomorrow I will die smiling and sober and I'm good with that.

recycle · 05-20-2011, 07:25 AM

I'm glad I won't be too drunk to notice.

7:30 am here on the left coast, and everything seems ok....

Hello, is there anybody out there????

**Dee74** · 05-20-2011, 03:53 PM

No.

LOL all good here

enjoy your weekend guys

D

lilac0721 · 05-20-2011, 04:22 PM

I've been away from SR for a while, and recently came back. I forgot just how fun the folks are here on Secular Connections!

If the world ends tomorrow, thanks for all the smiles over the past year! And at least I will have had a few days sober and a good workout before the end...

Beardo · 05-20-2011, 06:33 PM

I can report that it's 11:32am here in Sydney and still nothing happening

I dunno Murray, but surely they've used their quota.

wellwisher · 05-20-2011, 06:38 PM

I'm golden - I've got my aluminum foil hat on.

LaFemme · 05-20-2011, 06:58 PM

I believe it is scheduled for 6pm PST tomorrow. I find it amusing that Jesus says no one will know even himself when its coming but these wackadoodles know.

Don't worry...tomorrow is only the Rapture....we've got 5 months left to the actual end....plenty of time to smoke pot, have unsafe sex and get drunk....because all 3 of those things are as likely to happen as the rapture.

Its been great knowing y'all!

Beardo · 05-20-2011, 07:05 PM

Well said LaFemme

oak · 05-20-2011, 07:25 PM

You pets can be cared for after you go spiraling up to heaven. Do people get sucked up to heaven during raptures? I don't even know since I'm a heathen!

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

LaFemme · 05-20-2011, 07:59 PM

Oak...I believe conventional wisdom is that the corporal form gets sucked up to heaven but all earthly aspects get left behind....so if you see naked people zooming through the air or heaps of empty clothes you will know rapture happened. Id advice staying off the roads because all those cars will suddenly loose their drivers!

Good to know my dogs will be cared for...sending them money right now!

Murray4x5 · 05-20-2011, 07:59 PM

I figure we were put here by some intergalactic space traveling superior species of Aliens for their return trip home. Much like we use livestock or bees, they left us here to gather resources into concentrated areas making it much easier to stock up on supplies.

Luckily, I live in a small town not worth the effort to "harvest" so we'll be left here as seed stock for future trips, unlike all you big city types who'll get "processed" along with all the metals and other supplies they might need.

I have as much 100% scientifically proven evidence to support my theory as the other guys do

Murray

LaFemme · 05-20-2011, 08:39 PM

Harold Camper doesn't even have the bible to back him up...don't lump us all in with these guys.

Seed stock...eh?

I just think God would at least wait until the final Harry Potter movie...rapture just wouldn't be fun with that missing!

Murray4x5 · 05-20-2011, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LaFemme

Seed stock...eh?

Yup. I guess they figure us rugged, swarthy, northern bush-man types will get the human species off to a hearty start...just like this guy would;

YouTube - ‪Lumberjack Song - Monty Python‬&rlm;

Murray

Murray4x5 · 05-20-2011, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellwisher

I'm golden - I've got my aluminum foil hat on.

See, that makes me doubly safe as there's an aluminum smelter just outside town!

Murray

newby1961 · 05-20-2011, 10:02 PM

I heard the same thing on the View its supposed to happen at 6pm.

I hope no one uses that as an excuse to relapse that would be one for the books.

I don't know about all these stories what I do know is it has been predicted many times and oops we are all still here, go figure?

Someone said when Jesus comes back he will come back like a theif in the night now that is a heck of a way to word it.

I guess you can tell by now I have no clue about bible stuff or any of those dogma related issues..

Just in-case we go been nice hanging w/you all..Peace and see ya on the other side where ever the heck that is?

newby1961 · 05-20-2011, 11:31 PM

1669 – The Old Believers in Russia believed that the end of the world would occur in this year and 20,000 burned themselves to death to protect themselves from the Antichrist

Read more: 25 times in the past that the doomsday prophets apparently missed something - On the Front Lines of the Culture Wars

Zencat · 05-20-2011, 11:35 PM

I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. I actual have plans for post apocalypse looting party to come. Good to see the wackos lift off form the earth anyhow...things will be more tolerable then...Bawhahahaa. Such wackiness good Gawd.

I'm going to get that The S7 I always wanted.

Zencat · 05-20-2011, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newby1961

1669 – The Old Believers in Russia believed that the end of the world would occur in this year and 20,000 burned themselves to death to protect themselves from the Antichrist

Read more: 25 times in the past that the doomsday prophets apparently missed something - On the Front Lines of the Culture Wars

Oh I would hope this could be repeated today. Like thinning out he herd sort od deal....LOL'er.

Zencat · 05-20-2011, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newby1961

1669 – The Old Believers in Russia believed that the end of the world would occur in this year and 20,000 burned themselves to death to protect themselves from the Antichrist

Read more: 25 times in the past that the doomsday prophets apparently missed something - On the Front Lines of the Culture Wars

Oh I would hope this could be repeated today. Like thinning out the herd sort of deal....LOL'er.

05-20-2011, 06:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
Murray4x5 Proud Neonephalist Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: North Coast BC Canada Posts: 1,140	End of Earth! Just in case the EARTH WILL END prediction for tomorrow is correct thought I would say bye-bye to you, my friends. You know though, one day one of these predictions is going to coincide with us being whacked by a Mount Everest or bigger sized chunk of interstellar rock going 20,000 KM an hour or more, then who's going to be laughing? Really though, how many strikes over how many centuries do these guy's get before they start asking themselves if there is no vengeful god out there, and if it's just us and this one life we have here on this beautiful Earth? Murray __________________ I am stronger and smarter than my alcohol altered limbic system! Alcoholism leaves you living between your last drunk and your next drink, and that space just keeps getting tighter and tighter all the time until it crushes you. When there is no next drink, you're free!!

05-20-2011, 07:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
jamdls Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 2,373 Blog Entries: 2	If the world should end tomorrow I will die smiling and sober and I'm good with that. __________________ ~~~Judy~~~ "Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up" "With God all things are possible"

05-20-2011, 07:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
recycle Ethanol Intolerant Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cascadia Posts: 664 Blog Entries: 3	I'm glad I won't be too drunk to notice. 7:30 am here on the left coast, and everything seems ok.... Hello, is there anybody out there???? __________________ "My life has been filled with terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened." Mark Twain

05-20-2011, 03:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dee74 SR Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Seas Posts: 67,089	No. LOL all good here enjoy your weekend guys D __________________

05-20-2011, 06:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Beardo Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 38	I can report that it's 11:32am here in Sydney and still nothing happening I dunno Murray, but surely they've used their quota. __________________ ------------------------------------------------------ "It's never too late to be what you might have been" ~George Eliot

05-20-2011, 04:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
lilac0721 Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Colorado Posts: 617	I've been away from SR for a while, and recently came back. I forgot just how fun the folks are here on Secular Connections! If the world ends tomorrow, thanks for all the smiles over the past year! And at least I will have had a few days sober and a good workout before the end...

05-20-2011, 06:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
wellwisher Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Albany NY Posts: 1,193	I'm golden - I've got my aluminum foil hat on.

05-20-2011, 06:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
LaFemme Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: New England Posts: 5,285	I believe it is scheduled for 6pm PST tomorrow. I find it amusing that Jesus says no one will know even himself when its coming but these wackadoodles know. Don't worry...tomorrow is only the Rapture....we've got 5 months left to the actual end....plenty of time to smoke pot, have unsafe sex and get drunk....because all 3 of those things are as likely to happen as the rapture. Its been great knowing y'all! __________________ Happy, Happy! Joy, Joy! - Ren & Stimpy There is no room for fear in a grateful heart.

05-20-2011, 07:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Beardo Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 38	Well said LaFemme __________________ ------------------------------------------------------ "It's never too late to be what you might have been" ~George Eliot

05-20-2011, 07:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
oak Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 526	You pets can be cared for after you go spiraling up to heaven. Do people get sucked up to heaven during raptures? I don't even know since I'm a heathen! Eternal Earth-Bound Pets __________________ "Aikido ties emptiness and form together with love, completely transforming and elevating our spirits to the highest level." Morihei Ueshiba, O'Sensei

05-20-2011, 07:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
LaFemme Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: New England Posts: 5,285	Oak...I believe conventional wisdom is that the corporal form gets sucked up to heaven but all earthly aspects get left behind....so if you see naked people zooming through the air or heaps of empty clothes you will know rapture happened. Id advice staying off the roads because all those cars will suddenly loose their drivers! Good to know my dogs will be cared for...sending them money right now! __________________ Happy, Happy! Joy, Joy! - Ren & Stimpy There is no room for fear in a grateful heart.

05-20-2011, 07:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
Murray4x5 Proud Neonephalist Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: North Coast BC Canada Posts: 1,140	I figure we were put here by some intergalactic space traveling superior species of Aliens for their return trip home. Much like we use livestock or bees, they left us here to gather resources into concentrated areas making it much easier to stock up on supplies. Luckily, I live in a small town not worth the effort to "harvest" so we'll be left here as seed stock for future trips, unlike all you big city types who'll get "processed" along with all the metals and other supplies they might need. I have as much 100% scientifically proven evidence to support my theory as the other guys do Murray __________________ I am stronger and smarter than my alcohol altered limbic system! Alcoholism leaves you living between your last drunk and your next drink, and that space just keeps getting tighter and tighter all the time until it crushes you. When there is no next drink, you're free!!

05-20-2011, 08:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
LaFemme Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: New England Posts: 5,285	Harold Camper doesn't even have the bible to back him up...don't lump us all in with these guys. Seed stock...eh? I just think God would at least wait until the final Harry Potter movie...rapture just wouldn't be fun with that missing! __________________ Happy, Happy! Joy, Joy! - Ren & Stimpy There is no room for fear in a grateful heart.

05-20-2011, 10:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
newby1961 Trudging that road. Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Seattle Wa Posts: 6,837 Blog Entries: 1	I heard the same thing on the View its supposed to happen at 6pm. I hope no one uses that as an excuse to relapse that would be one for the books. I don't know about all these stories what I do know is it has been predicted many times and oops we are all still here, go figure? Someone said when Jesus comes back he will come back like a theif in the night now that is a heck of a way to word it. I guess you can tell by now I have no clue about bible stuff or any of those dogma related issues.. Just in-case we go been nice hanging w/you all..Peace and see ya on the other side where ever the heck that is?

05-20-2011, 11:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
Zencat Free Thinking Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxnard (The Nard), CA, USA. Posts: 7,336 Blog Entries: 10	I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. I actual have plans for post apocalypse looting party to come. Good to see the wackos lift off form the earth anyhow...things will be more tolerable then...Bawhahahaa. Such wackiness good Gawd. I'm going to get that The S7 I always wanted. __________________ Peace Will G. "That which we persist in doing becomes easier - not that the nature of the task has changed, but our ability to do has increased." ~ Ralph (Uncle) Waldo

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