The bannana, an Athieist's nightmare... - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Blake · 11-07-2006, 11:41 AM

NEWS FLASH: PROOF GOD EXISITS CAN BE FOUND IN A BANNANA

http://thereallygoodnews.blogspot.co...nightmare.html

Gave me a nice chuckle...It's sad that these people are serious....

historyteach · 11-07-2006, 12:36 PM

OY!

Shalom!

windysan · 11-07-2006, 01:25 PM

somebody is bananas

carlton · 11-07-2006, 02:56 PM

But plantains - they be the work of the devil - they look like sweet bananas - but they are not. A cruel ruse. Gah!!

windysan · 11-07-2006, 04:30 PM

...and my new higher power is......ya ready?......

Bill Cosby

historyteach · 11-07-2006, 06:24 PM

OMG!!!
Bill Cosby would NEVER become evil! :nono:
He's America's favorite dad!
He even topped Father Knows Best!

That clip is a sacrilidge! LOL!

Shalom!

ayla zaire · 11-07-2006, 06:45 PM

i am not an athiest, i consider myself spiritual in my own way, but my poor aunt is a zealot...and she has some pretty nuttie ideas about god...and she thinks addicts, gays, and the mentally ill are possessed by demons...and that the reason alcohol is called "spirits" is because the drink itself is possessed by evil spirits...i just nod and act interested...she has a right to think what she wants, and usually i don't like to be preached to in any way, i have my hp and you have yours...or you don't...it's all cool with me...but some people are so desperate for proof that they will grasp at straws..(or in this case....bananas...) if you ask me THEY are bananas...

Rusty Zipper · 11-07-2006, 06:57 PM

did i here Bannanas ... ?

historyteach · 11-08-2006, 03:26 AM

"Yes, we have no bananas....
We have no bananas today! "

Sorry, I just couldn't resist! LOL!

Shalom!

c'est la vie · 11-08-2006, 10:50 AM

I'm curious what Kirk was about to say when the clip cut off. Kinda looks like he was swinging his head low and wanted to say, "bah, you're full of it."

Rusty Zipper · 11-08-2006, 08:19 PM

c'est, sounded like it to me too... (oh, chitz)

Doug · 11-09-2006, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by windysan

...and my new higher power is......ya ready?......

Bill Cosby

frankie_b · 11-10-2006, 11:56 AM

Good one Doug!
Hey teach....I have a banana!

Rusty Zipper · 11-11-2006, 08:54 AM

teach, this thread was lacking something... maybe shes in recovery too...

Mongo · 11-11-2006, 10:03 AM

Hmm, fellow Earthlings.

After years of painstaking research, I've realized the following.

The Banana is not the perfect, godly food item once thought. It is something more ominous, more sinister, something Other. Consider our drive to explore space, especially after Bananas became so popular. Consider the following True Story

http://www.vital5productions.com/afwfa/AFWFABOBO.html

Right. It's bait. The Banana Aliens are trolling for humans. The recently released news photo posted by RZ confirms this.

Ron

carlton · 11-11-2006, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Zipper

teach, this thread was lacking something... maybe shes in recovery too...

Whatever, she is rather appealing.

historyteach · 11-12-2006, 07:38 AM

Ohhhh, booo, hissss....carlton!
We expect better than THAT here on SC! LOL!

Shalom!

(kiddin')

Mongo · 11-12-2006, 01:07 PM

Wait, it gets worse

http://www.sciencenewsforkids.org/ar...0712/Note3.asp

Mongo · 11-12-2006, 03:33 PM

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A true nightmare...

I'm gonna stop now..

windysan · 11-16-2006, 05:25 AM

Thought this was good.....

Witness the miracle.....

http://www.calarts.edu/~jwhite/gbj/

bahookie · 11-17-2006, 07:01 AM

That is really, truly, horrible!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mongo

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Ten Chips Down · 11-17-2006, 06:45 PM

i can't seem to load or find the original in the topic-starter, but -

Oh Christ, those last two had me rolling, esp the . . . uhm, the pet one omigod

Ten Chips Down · 11-17-2006, 06:54 PM

It's un-holey.

michski · 11-17-2006, 08:12 PM

He should've put that banana down his pants where it belongs! Amazink what other things his gawd gave men than fit so nicely in the palms of their hands

windysan · 11-18-2006, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michski

He should've put that banana down his pants where it belongs! Amazink what other things his gawd gave men than fit so nicely in the palms of their hands

LOL

you so crazy

11-07-2006, 11:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Blake I'm an addict. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hyde Park, NY Posts: 1,201	The bannana, an Athieist's nightmare... NEWS FLASH: PROOF GOD EXISITS CAN BE FOUND IN A BANNANA http://thereallygoodnews.blogspot.co...nightmare.html Gave me a nice chuckle...It's sad that these people are serious.... __________________ Warning: I'm a sick person so take any advice I may be spewing with a grain of salt, but it's what has worked for me, so far.

11-07-2006, 12:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	OY! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

11-07-2006, 06:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	OMG!!! Bill Cosby would NEVER become evil! :nono: He's America's favorite dad! He even topped Father Knows Best! That clip is a sacrilidge! LOL! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

11-07-2006, 06:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
Rusty Zipper Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: my room in ct. Posts: 34,764	did i here Bannanas ... ? __________________ *Rule 62*

11-08-2006, 03:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	"Yes, we have no bananas.... We have no bananas today! " Sorry, I just couldn't resist! LOL! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

11-07-2006, 01:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
windysan Big Idiot Man Child Join Date: May 2004 Location: La Posts: 5,774	somebody is bananas

11-07-2006, 02:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
carlton Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: UK Posts: 11	But plantains - they be the work of the devil - they look like sweet bananas - but they are not. A cruel ruse. Gah!!

11-07-2006, 04:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
windysan Big Idiot Man Child Join Date: May 2004 Location: La Posts: 5,774	...and my new higher power is......ya ready?...... Bill Cosby

11-07-2006, 06:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
ayla zaire Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: pass the bon bons Posts: 2,363	i am not an athiest, i consider myself spiritual in my own way, but my poor aunt is a zealot...and she has some pretty nuttie ideas about god...and she thinks addicts, gays, and the mentally ill are possessed by demons...and that the reason alcohol is called "spirits" is because the drink itself is possessed by evil spirits...i just nod and act interested...she has a right to think what she wants, and usually i don't like to be preached to in any way, i have my hp and you have yours...or you don't...it's all cool with me...but some people are so desperate for proof that they will grasp at straws..(or in this case....bananas...) if you ask me THEY are bananas...

11-08-2006, 10:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
c'est la vie Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in a better place Posts: 1,405	I'm curious what Kirk was about to say when the clip cut off. Kinda looks like he was swinging his head low and wanted to say, "bah, you're full of it."

11-08-2006, 08:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Rusty Zipper Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: my room in ct. Posts: 34,764	c'est, sounded like it to me too... (oh, chitz) __________________ *Rule 62*

11-10-2006, 11:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
frankie_b Living in the light Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sweet Home Serenity Posts: 706	Good one Doug! Hey teach....I have a banana!

11-11-2006, 10:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
Mongo Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 363	Hmm, fellow Earthlings. After years of painstaking research, I've realized the following. The Banana is not the perfect, godly food item once thought. It is something more ominous, more sinister, something Other. Consider our drive to explore space, especially after Bananas became so popular. Consider the following True Story http://www.vital5productions.com/afwfa/AFWFABOBO.html Right. It's bait. The Banana Aliens are trolling for humans. The recently released news photo posted by RZ confirms this. Ron

11-12-2006, 07:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Ohhhh, booo, hissss....carlton! We expect better than THAT here on SC! LOL! Shalom! (kiddin') __________________ IMAGINE

11-12-2006, 01:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mongo Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 363	Wait, it gets worse http://www.sciencenewsforkids.org/ar...0712/Note3.asp

11-12-2006, 03:33 PM	#19 (permalink)
Mongo Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 363	[IMG][/IMG] A true nightmare... I'm gonna stop now..

11-16-2006, 05:25 AM	#20 (permalink)
windysan Big Idiot Man Child Join Date: May 2004 Location: La Posts: 5,774	Thought this was good..... Witness the miracle..... http://www.calarts.edu/~jwhite/gbj/

11-17-2006, 06:45 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ten Chips Down Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Posts: 847	i can't seem to load or find the original in the topic-starter, but - Oh Christ, those last two had me rolling, esp the . . . uhm, the pet one omigod

11-17-2006, 06:54 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ten Chips Down Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Posts: 847	It's un-holey.

11-17-2006, 08:12 PM	#24 (permalink)
michski Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: California Posts: 972	He should've put that banana down his pants where it belongs! Amazink what other things his gawd gave men than fit so nicely in the palms of their hands __________________ Fake it til you make it!

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